Mass: War is the only thing on his mind

Virginia: Just wants some peace

Georgia: Off on his own little adventure

PA: The house owner with anger issues

RI: Mass #2 but he likes fire

Connecticut: Doesn't know what's happening but he's ok with it

New York: Hating on New Jersey for no reason

New Jersey: Trying so hard to prove he's not like New York or PA

South Carolina: Dumbing everything down for his brother

North Carolina: Low key about to murder Southie

Maryland: Just wants some old bay and to trade

New Hampshire: Easily forgotten but still there and very confused

Gov: Questioning his existence and learning about war with Masshole :D

Don't ask-

Not gonna lie tho, these old-timers are pretty dumb-

bai bai.