Poland: This! *Holding a puppy* This is Buck. Buck, the vocab mascot. Here to encourage you to do your bucking vocab. If you don't do YOUR BUCKING VOCAB AND WE LOSE THE VOCAB GOAL. I kill the dog.

The entire class: *Screaming*

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NY: INVADE YOURSELF SOME FUCKING BITCHES, MY GUY-

Moscow: . . .

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Geo: What idiotic people do you know?

NC: *Goes to say something*

Geo: Correct.

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Louie: *Getting hit on by some girls but not getting any hints*

NY: *Getting really pissed that they're hitting on him when he's been doing that for a year now*

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Alaska: *Being feared by almost everyone in the school but is an unsocial marshmallow *

Hawaii: *A short mother fucker that is actually threatening but somehow everyone loves her*

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DC: *Existing peacefully*

District: Well we can't allow this. *Throws a chair at him*

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Mexico: I just wanna let you all know I've only slept with one of your mother's *Proceeds to stare directly at Texas*

The entire class: W h a-

Texas: *Literally on the verge of tears* Dad what the fuck...?

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Oklahoma: Being gay is weird. Anyway, wanna make out at my house?

Arkansas: Sure-

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Cali: Did you do the homework?

Florida: Yeah I stole yours.

Cali: WHAT?!

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Texas: *Talking about Cali* Wow what an idiot. Can't believe I'm cuddling him right now-

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NJ: *Laying on the ground in PE possibly dead*

SC: *Grabs him and tosses him over his shoulder and continues running laps*

NJ: *Blushing* Dude-

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Nebraska: Where's Missouri?

Indiana: Detention.

Nebraska: Oh... Where's Kansas?

Indiana: Also in detention.

Nebraska: What?! Why are they both-

Indiana: Started fighting in the locker room after you left so you wouldn't get upset. Oh, potholes! I wasn't supposed to tell you that!!

Nebraska: . . .

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Florida: Louie- I think my sandwich is alive!

Louie: Don't be ridiculous sha.

Sandwich: Shut the fuck up for fucks sake.

Florida & Louie: *Confused screaming*

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Michigan: Why are we here, Mr. UN?

UN: *Principle btw-* YOU PUSHED OHIO DOWN A FLIGHT OF STAIRS!!

NC: In our defense. He deserved it.

Ohio: SAYS THE FUCKER THAT STOLE MY SCIENCE FAIR PROJECT- I WORKED FOR MONTHS ON THAT DAMN AIRPLANE!!

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Ottowa: Ha- Short.

Maine: *Sighs and starts beating the shit out of him*

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Bai bai-