Random Person: *Motions to themselves and their friends* Which one of us will be the object of your attraction~

Dallas: Wow... Such great choices. It will be so difficult to-

Savannah: Hello friends I'm back from work!

Dallas: HELLO SAILOR-

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Alex: Hey professor. Someone gave the quiz answers in the chat.

Professor: Aw...

Houston: Hey Alex. Fuck you.

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PA: So... What's up?

Geo: *Sleeping* I found... The lost ape sickle Tex... Now, the peach cobbler speaks.

PA: What...?

Nutty buddy: He's been like this for three hours. Stop him-

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NYC: *Helping Albany not go out with this one guy who is low key being creepy* You're right sis, you shouldn't go it wouldn't be safe. I'll go disguised as you!

Albany: What if he wants to hold hands?

NYC: I'm prepared to make that sacrifice. 

Albany: What if he wants a kiss?

NYC: I'm prepared to make that sacrifice.

Albany: What if he-

NYC: You don't wanna know how far I'll go.

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Savannah: OH JESUS!! WAIT WAIT-

Columbia: W h a t?

Savannah: I forgot to invite Dally to our picnic. Let me text him real quick.

Miami: They're so gay-

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Richmond: Please stop... STOP! >:C

Detroit: Richman salty.

Baltimore: *Wheeze*

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Wisconsin: *Sleeping in the tub* 

Illinois: I'm gonna turn the hot water on-

Ohio: No-

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Savannah: I can't be falling because girls aren't into me. *sad chuckles*

Dallas: Take that back right now. Like you better be joking.

Savannah: W-wait Dally I thought you would like find it funny-

Dallas: Oh I did have a hardy chuckle but you better be joking. 

San Antonio: Besides Savannah, if girls aren't into you I know a lot of guys who are~

Dallas: *Says really excitedly* Y-Yeah. I know a couple!

Savannah: *Giggles* That's uh. Really nice of you both! 

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