DC: What word would you say describes all of you?

The South: Y'all.

DC: Not what I meant but ok-

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CIA: New Hampshire and Vermont are literally 69...

National Guard: What the fuck goes through your head when you say shit like this?

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Atlanta: *Quietly eats grits at a Waffle House while a customer and the staff are fighting*

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Florida: *About to set Texas on fire*

Kentucky: Should we do something-?

Geo: No. Just enjoy the show.

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NY: *Walks into a meeting covered head to toe in blood*

DC: And you still like him-?

Louie: Ye.

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PA: What is there to do in your state?

Alaska: Uh... Stuff-

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Arizona: We can't keep doing this...

New Mexico: Babe I can explain!

Arizona: HOW COULD YOU EAT MY LEFTOVERS NEW MEXICO!!

NM: I THOUGHT THEY WERE MINE! I'M SORRY!!

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IDC: Damn. That's rough buddy. But I don't recall giving a fuck.

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Gov: What... Are you doing?

Alabama: *Holding Tennessee who is tied up in ropes* Kidnapping.

Gov: Why?

Alabama: He talked shit about Ohio.

Gov: THAT DOESN'T WARRANT A KIDNAPPING ALABAMA-

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Michigan: I may not be happy. But I'm not in Ohio so I'm ok.

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Nebraska: *Hugging Missouri*

Missouri: *Flipping off a jealous Kansas* Ha-

Kansas: Oh fuck off!

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Geo: I nearly killed a guy today.

Kentucky: All he did was flirt with me...

Geo: Yeah. So I did what anyone would do. And attempted a murder.

Kentucky: Darlin' no-

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Ohio: *Eating skyline chili*

Coco & NM: We may hate each other... But he is the real issue *Points at Ohio*

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Cuba: *Standing next to Miami* See a difference?

Florida: No.

Miami: Father... What the hell-

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Hawaii: What's the problem?

Alaska: *Sobbing* W-we... I-I threw up... And- And. IT WAS SLUSHY!!

Hawaii: You're such a baby- let's get you cleaned up...

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FBI: Father. I request a cookie. If I do not get one I will tell all your secrets. Like that one time you and--

Gov: Shut the fuck up before I back hand you. Here's 6 bucks. Get yourself something nice.

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Bai bai-