N.Y: *Somehow dies and his soul leaves his body then he just starts ascending*

Louie: *Grabs him by the leg*

Louie: COME BACK THOT! *Slams his soul into the body*

N.Y: *Now alive* GOD DAMN IT LOUIE-

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Texas: *Playing the Ankha zone song on a bunch of calculators*

The rest of the states: >:O

Indiana: *Not knowing what's happening is vibing to the music*

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N.Y: I hate everything, but. You are amazing.

An apple pie: :)

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Geo: *Kisses Penn*

PA: HeY-

Geo: Yeah?

PA: Do it again.

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Florida: I have an idea!

California: All in favor of not listening to Florida's idea say "I"

Literally everyone but Louisiana: I

Florida and Louie: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

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Mississippi: Why are you looking at me like that?

CDC: *Blushing* Uh- no-no reason-

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N.J: I will be being spoon this time!

S.C: Mhm.... No-

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Alaska: *Screams*

D.C: WHAT?!

Alaska: WE RAN OUTTA ICEEEEEEE

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N.Y: Who are you?

Louisiana: Your new husband.

N.Y: WhAt?

Louie: You heard me bitch-

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