Savannah: I think Dally might like me. I dunno... Maybe he's just being friendly!

Atlanta: God I hate how dumb YOU FUCKING ARE! IT TOOK YOU DAMN 2022 TO REALIZE THIS SHIT- *Choking him*

Savannah: *Screaming*

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N.Y: Son please stop! YOU'RE NOT A GOD DAMN 1940'S INVESTIGATOR!

 NYC: Beat it toots, these streets aren't what they used to be. *Lowers fedora*

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Texas: I have a lot of trauma... I KNOW! I'M GONNA PROFIT OFF OF ALL SIX COUNTRIES THAT USED TO OWN ME!

Illinois: Dude... you're really messed up. What's wrong with you?

Texas: My parents used to punish me severely. *Proceeds to make Six Flags Amusement parks*

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Georgia: *Sleep*

Virginia: WAKE UP BITCH!! *Takes out a water gun and just shoots him*

Geo: *Reaches under his bed and grabs a rifle*

Virginia: Oh shit. *Runs away*

Geo: COME HERE YOU SON OF A FUCK-

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Nutty buddy: Hey mass. Did you eat my chips?

Mass: ...No...

Nutty buddy: Funny. Because Coco said you did.

Mass: Well he's a liar.

Nutty buddy: JUST ADMIT YOU ATE THEM!!

Mass: NO!

Nutty Buddy: WHY?!

Mass: BECAUSE I HATE YOU!!

Nutty Buddy: YOU'RE THE REASON DAD LEFT US!!

Mass: That was mean... :C

Nutty buddy: Fine, I'll buy you dunkies later.

Mass: Yay-

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Oklahoma: You seem uncomfortable. Do I make you nervous, Saw?

Arkansas: *Gay panicking* Yes-

Oklahoma: *Also gay panicking now* Oh... uh-

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Boston: OH GOD WHAT IS THAT IN YOUR KITCHEN SAVANNAH!?

Savannah: Oh... Well, I guess it's about that time, this is Sam. My sleep paralysis demon. He's haunted me since I was born.

Philly: If he's your demon. HOW COME WE CAN SEE HIM TOO?!

Savannah: Umm... Let's just leave-

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Bai bai