Ohio = Wholesome
Ohio & Alabama: *Watching some spooky movie*
Ohio: *insert fake scream* It's so scary!! *Clings to his arm*
Alabama: Wait... Didn't you watch this a few weeks ago?
Ohio: M-maybe-
Alabama: If you wanted to snuggle you could have just said so dear.
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D.C: I could really use some chocolate right now.
IDC: Oh I have some!
D.C: You... hate candy...?
IDC: But you don't. *Hands him a chocolate bar*
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Alaska: I just imagined one of my dogs on a date and the other person goes, "I like bad boys. Are you a bad boy?" And then one of them says "This isn't going to work." And I've never felt happier.
Arizona: That's just a sign you're a furry.
Alaska: WhAt-
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Coco: Technically it takes sunlight to turn someone into a werewolf. Due to the moon reflecting light from the sun.
Connecticut: I didn't even know you knew that...
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Kentucky: How do you know when it's time to take care of yourself?
Geo: Simple.
Geo: If I think everyone hates me, I go nap. If I hate everyone, I go eat. If I start hating myself, I take a warm bath.
Kentucky: Y-You... sleep... all the time...
Geo: Exactly. :)
Kentucky: Are you ok-
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IDC: Can you two take of those candy necklaces!? We're going to a world meeting!
Gov: Respect the drip, Karen.
D.C: *Really intense noming* :D
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Arkansas: What if dragons were actually insecure about their weight when they read about themselves in stories...
Missouri: That makes me sad please stop-
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Gov: Every non-binary awareness week I walk up to all the non-binary people I know and tell them really aggressively I am aware of you and think you're neat.
District: Dude. THAT SOUNDS AWESOME!!
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Michigan: YOU KNOW WHAT FUCK YOU! *Colds your summers*
Flint: FATHER WHY-
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Jeremy: *Before he got assigned delivering to the statehouse*
Jeremy: I have a baked sausage pizza someone asked for.
Random lady: Oh I did but I don't have any money~
Jeremy: Why the hell did you order a pizza? *leaves*
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Ohio: I wanna go to the beach! *Walks outside*
Ohio: FuCk- It's snowing. :C
Ohio: *Goes back inside and the snow stops*
Ohio: YAY! *Walks back outside and it starts raining*
Ohio: FUCK YOU NATURE!
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Michigan & Ohio: Give me one solid reason why we should get along?
Alabama: Indiana
Ohio: Deal.
Michigan: Ok fine.
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West Virginia: I'm in the mood for something
Virginia: What's that?
West: Y o u r d e a t h
Kentucky: I can second that
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No Nut November is almost over bois, congrats on those who made it. And there's always next year to our fallen comrades. :D
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