Group chat fun! :D

This was requested by @Emilygomse

I hope ya enjoy!

Because I did-

Cupcake: How's everyone doing? (Indiana btw)

Hero: Unhappy as normal. (Georgia)

Nutmeg: Ok ig. (Connecticut)

D.C: We still use this?

District: Only when we know you're not online but now that you are I'm leaving.

Orange: lol

Cali: Who let him back?

Coco:  I dunno.

D.C: I did...?

N.Y: Simp.

N.J: Like you aren't.

N.Y: Shut the fuck up.

Potato: He's not wrong (Idaho)

S.D: Yeah tbh

Cali: We don't talk about Bruno~~

Oil: Who the hell is Bruno???

Sippi: I thought you knew?

Oil: NO!?

Coco: We don't talk about Bruno~ but!

Orange: Why are you texting about him then?

Nevada: He has a point.

Coco: It was our wedding day!

Cali: It was our wedding day!

Hero: HOLD ON-

Alabama: NO NO AREN'T YOU GUYS LIKE BROTHERS??????????

D.C: Not really...? Cali did have a brother named Colorado before. But he's dead.

Delaware: THAT CHANGES NOTHING

West: Sweet home Alabama-

*Alabama has left the group chat*

Sippi: XD

Ohio: D:

Coco: We were getting ready, and there wasn't a cloud in the sky!

Cali: No clouds allowed in the sky~

Oil: I WILL SHOOT THE BOTH OF YOU STOP-

N.Y: Don't mind me just making my way to Alabama's room to make fun of him

Washington: I want in

Tenn: This is why I avoid you all

Coco: Bruno walks in with a mischievous grin

Cali: THUNDER!

Coco: You telling the story or am I?

D.C: WHO IS BRUNO???

N.C: WE ALL WANNA KNOW??

Southie: WHAT ARE YOU HIDINGGGGGGGGGGG

Cali: I'm sorry, mi vida, go on

Voldemort: Where's our translator? (Michigan)

Ohio: No clue.

Louie: I'm here dumbasses. Anyway, google translate says it means my life.

Southie: Sus...

Wyoming: Very sus.

West: Sweet home Alabama *Strums gatar*

Coco: Bruno says it looks like rain!

Cali: Why did he tell us?

D.C: This is supposed to be professional...

Oklahoma: You added every state on here and expected us to use it accordingly?

Arkansas: I love it when you say big words...

Oil: WHAT-

Arkansas: I can't compliment my friend?

Hero: Tex let the man tell the bro when he's doing good

Oil: But-

Coco: In doing so he floods my brain~

Cali: Abuela get the umbrellas

Hero: No buts. Also, who brought Cali back? I could have sworn I kicked him

District: Gov brought him back ;p;

PA: I'm cursing him out the next time I see him then.

Coco: Married in a hurricane!!

Nutmeg: WHAAAAAAAAAAAT??

Washington: Oh shit...

Mary: Somethin fishy going on over here

Mass: That's probably you tbh

Mary: Shut the hell up

Cali: What a joyous day but anyway-

Coco: We don't talk about Bruno, no, no, no

Cali: We don't talk about Bruno

N.Y: We don't talk about Alexander Hamilton~

N.C: Please don't remind us of... That time-

Virginia: That was a weird part of history we don't talk about anymore for a reason yorkie

Cali: Hey, grew to live in fear of Bruno stuttering or stumbling I can always hear him sort of muttering and mumbling I associate him with the sound of falling sand, ch ch ch

D.C: Ch ch ch is the sound I hear at night a lot...?

Orange: Oh that's me throwing salt onto Oklahoma in the middle of the night my bad

Oklahoma: Can confirm. I have been hiding everywhere but my room to sleep for 3 months now

S.D: What-

Coco: It's a heavy lift with a gift so humbling Always left Abuela and the family fumbling Grappling with prophecies they couldn't understand Do you understand?

PA: No the fuck we don't

Hero: I haven't understood anything that's been happening since we gained independence who are you people?

Potato: oh my God...

Louie: who is he again?

Cali: A seven-foot frame, rats along his back When he calls your name it all fades to black Yeah, he sees your dreams and feasts on your screams (hey)

Arkansas: Sounds like Texas tbh

Oil: shut up.

Coco: We don't talk about Bruno, no, no, no We don't talk about Bruno

Cali: He told me my fish would die, the next day, dead (no, no)

Coco: He told me I'd grow a gut and just like he said (no, no)

Cali: He said that all my hair would disappear Now, look at my head (no, no)

N.H: is that why he always has a beanie on?

Washington: I guess so-

Tenn: The more ya know....

Coco: Your fate is sealed when your prophecy is read!

Louie: Isn't that my job?

D.C: 🤷

Cali: He told me that the life of my dreams Would be promised, and someday be mine

Oil: Excuse me-?

Wyoming: Oh shit

Utah: Mouth!

Wyoming: I'm typing...?

Cali: He told me that my power would grow Like the grapes that thrive on the vine óye, Mariano's on his way

Coco: He told me that the man of my dreams Would be just out of reach Betrothed to anotherIt's like I hear him, now

Nutmeg: Babe I'm literally in the same room as you-

N.J: is he high again?

Southie: I dunno

Cali: Hey sis, I want not a sound out of you

Kenfucky: HE HAS A SISTER NOW?!

Hero: WHO IS CHANGING THE PLOT HERE?

District: I bet it's secretly Nevada

Nevada: I would kill him if we were related

Rhode: damn

Coco: Um, Bruno Yeah, about that Bruno I really need to know about Bruno Gimme the truth and the whole truth, Bruno

Cali: Isabella, your boyfriend's here! Time for dinner!

Hero: Oh! What we havin'?

Oil: I could order a pizza

Mary: if you forget the garlic not again I will stab you

Arkansas: I will help him too.

Coco: A seven-foot frame, rats along his back When he calls your name it all fades to black Yeah,

Cali: he sees your dreams and feasts on your screams

Coco: You telling this story or am I?

Cali: Óye, Mariano's on his way

D.C: WHO ARE ALL THESE PEOPLE?!

Masshole: I have no God damn clue...

Cupcake: if they don't wanna talk about Bruno why bring him up?

Ohio: SEE HE GETS IT!

Hero: I just wanna understand

Coco: Bruno says, "It looks like rain" In doing so, he floods my brain

CDC: I'd highly recommend rescheduling the wedding if you didn't want to get rained on

Sippi: YEAH BUT THEIR KINDA LIKE BROTHERSSSSS?

Voldemort: I am moving to Canada don't contact me anymore. Indiana can if he wants but no one else I hate you but Ohio more than others. I don't hate indi tho-

Cupcake: :)

Cali: Married in a hurricane he's here

Orange: noob. Yea try shooting at it?

Coco: Don't talk about Bruno, no why did I talk about Bruno?

Hero: Why did you?

Cali: Not a word about Bruno

Coco: I never should've brought up Bruno!

Nutmeg: Honey. You did.

D.C: Welp. Time to close this chat for the day

Cali: You guys are as dumb as bricks.

Coco: We were singing a song from Encanto

Rhode: This is what I have to say about that.

*Rhode kicked Cali from the group chat*

*Rhode kicked Coco from the group chat*

Sippi: DAMN-

That took way to long I'm sorry-

Anyway uh. Bai bai-