Florida: *Tells a sex joke*

Utah: *Tells an even dirtier sex joke*

The States: :O

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Houston: Nice place you have here Savannah!

Savannah: Thanks!

Hallway: *Really loud pained growl*

Miami: *Jumps in Houston's arms* WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT!

Savannah: Oh Sam ate some bad eggs and hasn't been feeling too well. He's been in the restroom since this morning.

Dallas: W H O-?

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Michigan: :)

Ohio: Hey. Hey. Hey. Dude-

Michigan: What. Do. You. Want...?

Wisconsin: *Hugs him*

Michigan: *Sobbing*

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Alaska: So...

DC: Son what did you do-

Texas: *High pitched screaming*

Alaska: I threw him out a window for bugging me.

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Rhode: *Wakes up with the sudden urge to write angst*

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Nebraska: So. What's this?

Missouri: *Teaching him how to use the Internet* That's Reddit. We don't go there.

Nebraska: Why?

Missouri: *Hardcore r/countryhumanscringe flashbacks* Just... Don't. 

Nebraska: Ok! :)

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Texas: All hail Beyonce...

The rest of his cities: All hail Beyonce! *Bowing in front of a photo of her with Texas*

Illinois: *Who walked in on it all* What... The shit... Is this?

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Indiana: I can explain!

PA: Why are you in a corn costume??

Indiana: *Crying* IT'S WHO I FUCKIN AM-

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Kentucky: Make out with me.

Georgia: It's my nap time sorry, naps before ass claps.

Virginia: Sayings to live by.

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Gov: *Crying on the floor*

DC: *Who reminded him he's dating Florida and Louie*

Gov: I WANTED GOOD THINGS FOR YOU COUSIN-

DC: Dude. What the hell.

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Wisconsin: *Says a dad pun*

Kentucky: *Retaliates with his own dad pun*

Wisconsin: >:C

Kentucky: >:C

Tenn: I have a bad feeling about this-

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Bai bai :)