Ghost pal: *Standing in the corner of the room with a sheet over him*

Orlando: Haha. New Orleans quit tryin' to scare us! *Rips the sheet off and there was nothing underneath it*

Orlando: *Faints*

Miami: *Panicked screaming in Spanish*

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Cali: *Existing peacefully*

Florida: Cali could just as well be Caillou with a few more letters.

Caillou: SHUT THE FUCK UP-

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Salem: Like what do you wanna do Boston? We could get a pizza, go for a walk, overthrow a government, kill people. Like the list is endless!

Boston: Excuse me?!

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France: I heard you're having trouble with some folks in charge right now.

NY: Yeah?

France: *Slowly hands him a torch* Now back in my day to settle disputes such as this we'd remove heads-

Fem NY: That... Might not be a bad idea-

(FBI agent this is a joke-)

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Tallahassee: *Just walking around* :/

Some weirdo: *Grabs their shoulder* Hey hun~! You're the brother of that sexy Cuban boy right?

Tallahassee: Nah I just remembered I shit the bed and need to clean it up before dad sees *Teleports away cutely*

The weirdo: WhA-

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Flint: *Holding Toledo in a headlock because he didn't give him the five dollars h owed him*

Ohio: XICHIGAN-

Flint: *Pulls out a gun* SNITCHES GET STITCHES BITCH!! SHUT UP!!

Ohio: *Nods, terrified*

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Things that don't belong to Mass: *Exist*

Mass: That would make a good city name-

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NJ: I made this candle after you.

NY: It smells like shit!

NJ: Because you're full of it.

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Bills: You're really difficult to underestimate Steels...

Steelers: I bet your dad changes the subject whenever you're brought up.

Bills: Fuck you-

Steelers: No fuck you-

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San Francisco: I don't see why we can't get along-

Sacramento: *Motions to LA*

San Diego: *Also motioning to LA and San Jose*

San Jose: *Licking a rock*

SF: I... Take it back. I'm going home-

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Idaho: *Ranting about potatoes*

Oregon: *Whose been listening to it for about three hours and just fell in love* Fuck...

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Giants: I have an-

Atlanta Falcons: No one is allowed to die.

Giants: I take back my idea.

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NBL: Hi guys!

NBA: Hi bro!

NFL: Hello.

National Cricket League: Cousin...? Why are you... Covered in blood?

NBA: Oh shit-?

NBL: *Runs away*

NCL: COME BACK!

NFL: NO PLEASE DON'T!

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Mass: So I been thinking about starting like this candy company called Fort Bite and-

Louie: *Spits out his coffee and starts choking*

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NY: *Angry Italian noises*

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Bai bai-