Just know. I was having a bad day. :C

Michigan - Get some clean water then come back to me.

Texas - Sponge Bob lasted longer than your independence and so did Starbucks. You're not special.

Virginia - How is it being single and angry?

Connecticut - Who? Oh, just another smaller New York.

Georgia - So... How about that Falcons lead huh?

N.Y - You mean the city right? What else would ANYONE TALK ABOUT?

Wyoming - Become important then come talk to me.

Louisiana - Not everything is about parties and drinking. Oh, and yes, you're only known for New Orleans.

California - How was being independent for 25 days?

Alaska - Imagine being that big yet only owning 40% of your land.

Oklahoma - Stop lying. We all know you're just Texas's lil' unimportant brother.

Ohio - Remember the only two cars in the state that crashed into each other? Yeah yeah, your dumbass is the reason we have traffic lights. I'd thank you if it wasn't so stupid.

Indiana - You're only known for corn and Indiana Jones. Suck it up.

Wisconsin - Either make more cheese or be more than just a swing state.

Mississippi - Oh fuck I forgot to add the three Ks-

Florida - Ya ever tried... Being normal? Or is it that you do crazy shit to hide and undermine the fact that your education system is the equivalent of dog shit.

Idaho - Again. Only known for potatoes and... Fuck what else are they known for?

Montana - Your cattle population is higher than your human one hun. Sit down and hush.

PA - FIX YOUR SHITTY ROADS ALREADY! I AM SICK OF POTHOLES-

I'm done now and I'm sorry-

I don't mean any of this except- FOR THE FUCKING POTHOLES! FIX 'EM.

I hope this Toilet burning will fix things. :)

Bai bai.