Geo: *Asleep in his room*

Tucky: *Kicks down his door* DO NOT DRINK PEE!!

Geo: KENTUCKY WHAT THE FUCK-?

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Alaska: *Yawns*

Hawaii: Must be tiring looking that pretty all day.

Alaska: *Flustered* Wha-

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Wyoming: *Writing swear words in several different languages for no real reason so he can hang it up on the fridge door and blame Colorado*

DC: That's the chaotic shit I like in a man-

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Bills: We have to talk Mets because this is getting out of hand...

Mets: *Surrounded by stolen shit* What are you talking about?

Giants: YOU HAVE A GREEN M&M FUCKING STATUE FROM A RITE AID!! YOU CAN NOT JUST KEEP TAKING SHIT!

Mets: BUT SHE'S HOT!

Bills: WHAT THE FUCK-? THAT IS NOT AN EXCUSE YOU DUMB MOTHER FUCKER-

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Houston: I'm gonna beat the fucking shit outta you.

New Orleans: Yeah that's cute. I could just rearrange every whole in your face tho.

Houston: HA- GO AHEAD AND FUCKING-

Miami: *Standing behind NO glaring at him*

NO: *Staring at Miami* Ya know what. Nevermind...

Miami: :)

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Idaho: *Falls down the stairs, gets up and then starts apologizing to the stairs*

Oregon: What a fucking idiot. *Slowly takes out a wedding ring* My fucking idiot-

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PA: Listen to me Mass. NOT. EVERYTHING. IS. A. MASSACRE.

Mass:...I massacred 17 people in 1969...

Mary: What-

PA: Well there's an example of one!

Vermont: Haha. Funny numbers.

Mass: FuNnY nUmBeRs! :D

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NJ: Life would be so much better if I could just nuke the entire state of New York.

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Michigan: I feel alright, but... There's this one issue...

Indian: What is it?

Michigan: *Slowly turns his head to Detroit, who is just dancing around a bunch of dead bodies*

Michigan: That.

Indiana: Ope-

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Utah: I can't find my tie have you seen... It...?

Brayden: *Who has Hayden in a headlock for the last slice of pizza* Hi... Dad...

Hayden: Uhh... I think mom is washing it.

Utah: T..thanks kids.. *Runs off*

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Rayden: *Repeatedly punching a lemon*

Jaxon: *Sobbing because he's punching the lemon*

Ilithiya: *Confused*

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Dallas: *Holding Savannah's hand* Do you know how much I love you, Sav?

Savannah: Aww Dally, of course, I do! You know I love you too! You're my best friend!

Miami: I'm gonna lose my shit if they don't kiss.

Houston: Same.

Dallas: What?

Miami & Houston: Nothin'.

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Alaska's Aunt & Hawaii's aunt: *Casually becomes besties*

Alaska: :O

Hawaii: :O

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Mass: *Sneaks up behind London to scare him* BOO!!

London: *Screams and puts a knife to his throat*

Mass: Dude... Does... Does this happen often?

London: I mean... I was robbed twice on my way here. Once outside a restaurant, I stopped at to eat. And then again inside the airport.

Mass: Bro the fuck-

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Department of Education: People who don't drink and deal with Florida amaze me.

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Miami: So what's the gender today bro?

Tallahassee: Feelin' pretty feminine today bro

Miami: That's cool gurl. Ya hungry?

Tallahassee: Yeah! What you got bro?

Miami: *Hands her someone's decapitated head*

Tallahassee: Ah my favorite!

Miami: Dad made a ton of face pancakes and I took this one before he cooked it-

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DC: I may be attracted to the criminally insane but!

IDC: But what-

DC: So are you. Quit judging me- *Crying*

Micheal: *Remember the local therapist?* Uh-

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Idk-

Bai bai.