Dallas: *When he first started crushing on Savannah* Papa I dunno what's wrong with me... I can't eat, can't sleep.

Texas: Ho-Ho! I think I know what you have. The L-word.

Houston: Ah yes. Lepearcy!

Texas: No no Houston. A different L-word. One with four letters and ends with an "E".

Houston: Lice?

Texas: No-

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Texas: Hey Bandit. The neighbor's cat... Sprinkles... She's Pregnant. Do you happen to know anything about that?

Bandit: :O

Dimitri: *One of Alaska's dogs* Woof (You done fucked yourself, boy.)

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Alabama: Hey bro.

Mississippi: What's up?

Ala: How many balloons do you think I could pop with my ass?

Sippi: Dude what the fuck-

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Bills: Over seven billion people in this world and I am fucking single

Steelers: Ya ever consider the fact you look like dog shit?

Atlanta Falcons: I thought that was me...?

Eagles: You doin' ok there bud-?

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Houston Texans: *High pitched scream*

Bills: WHAT?!

Texans: COCKROACH!!

Mets: Didn't Steelers leave a while ago?

Bills: That's why you're my favorite sibling.

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Gov: What would you do if I told you I brought home six puppies?

IDC: What's in the box? Gov. What is in the box??

Gov: So... Um. FUNNY STORY-

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Lil' Nato: Do you want this moss?

Gov: Why the fuck would I need moss?

Nato: I dunno it's pretty cool but ya could have just said no-

Gov: *Takes the moss and places it on his desk* It's mine now.

Nato: :D

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Cali: *Really high* Look.

Coco: *Also high* What is that?

Cali: I put those plastic babies in milk... Now I have soup *proceeds to eat some*

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Cali: *Wakes up in the hospital* What the fuck-

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Miami: Hear me out-

Savannah: Absolutely not.

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Montana: Hey look. It's a deadly laser!

Washington: That's just the sun...?

Idaho: YOU UNCULTURED SWINE!! GET AWAY FROM US!!

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:)

Bai bai people-