Ohio: Joy to the world.

Ohio: ACCEPT FOR MICHIGAN!! I HOPE THAT FUCK ASS DIES!

The rest of the midwest who just wanted to sing Christmas carols:. ...

Michigan: RIGHT BACK AT CHA BITCH-

Indiana: *Starts crying*

Wisconsin: LOOK WHAT YOU DID!

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Coco: It's kinda funny how words change so much. Like I could say removing polish with chemicals and it is fine. But if I said removing Polish with chemicals it's a lot more concerning.

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N.J: *Vibing with the New Jersey Devil in the woods*

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Southie: *Who went with him but got horribly lost* Honey-

*Random twig snaps*

Southie: *High pitched screaming*

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N.Y: Grams. You got a text on your phone.

Grams: *In another room* Read it to me boy! I ain't got all damn day.

N.Y: WHO THE FUCK IS JARED-

Grams: I DON'T RECALL YOU ASKING THAT SHIT! TELL ME WHAT HE SAID BEFORE I TURN YOUR ASS INTO NEW SHOES!

N.Y: *Crying* He said "Are we still up for tonight baby?"

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Arkansas: What's the issue?

N.J: Connecticut is questioning existence again

Nutty buddy: *In the corner* Are toes... really feet fingers... or are fingers hand toes....

Coco: Sorry for breaking him-

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Indiana: I want you two to try and get along.

Ohio: No.

Michigan: No.

Indiana: See! You're already agreeing on something! Now Ohio, complement Michigan and I give you a kiss.

Ohio: ...Iguessyouhavenicelandscapes...

Michigan: I'm sorry? I couldn't hear you~?

Ohio: YOU HAVE NICE LAND SCAPES!! NOW WHERE'S MY KISS!!

Indiana: *Gives him a quick kiss on the cheek* Ok Michi, your turn.

Michigan: Ugh! You... Are a pretty decent father to Toledo.

Ohio: *Crying* That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me-

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Montana: *Hiding in Idaho's room*

Idaho: You could just talk to them about-

S.D: *Knocking on the door* Monty~! I know you're in there. Come on out. Don't you wanna see your future husband?

N.D: You mean me?

S.D: No you boring fuck-

Montana: H I D E. M E.

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Grams: *Gives Mass a present*

Mass: You've... Never given me a gift befo-

Grams: Open the damn present before I rip out your cranium and put it on display at my house.

Mass: *Quickly rips off the wrapping paper and it's a plush Dunkies cup with a happy face on it* :O

Grams: Made it myself

Mass: *Happy child noises* Thank you Ms. Grams!

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Bai bai-