Ohio & Michigan: *Drunkenly hugging each other while crying and screaming at the dishes in the sink*

Wisconsin: *Also Drunk* Weirdos-

Minnesota: *Wheeze*

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DC: Hold the fuck up. I'm the fuck up. Please hold me-

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Mother Nature: I you don't have anything nice to say fucking say it. I love talking shit-

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FBI: *Holding a spider* Look.

CDC: No...

FBI: Please?

CDC: No.

FBI: Please?

CDC: No.

FBI: Please?

CDC: No-

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Coco: *Giggles* Connecticut has no idea how high I am!

Nutmeg: *Literally right next to him* WHAT-

Coco: Shit sorry- *Turns to a clock* Nutmeg has no idea how high I am-

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Gov: *Throwing up*

District: *Who added peanuts into the dinner knowing he was allergic* :)

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Cali: So how do your friends feel about you having two dads?

L.A: None of them care too much. Mostly upset that I'm immune to "Yo mama" jokes.

NYC: *Jumps in through a window*

NYC: YO MAMA SO UGLY YOUR DAD GOT A HUSBAND- *Jumps back out of window*

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Florida: *After PA found out he gets paid to do NSFW artwork* I SWEAR I'VE NEVER DONE ANYTHING LIKE THIS BEFORE-

PA: Is it good money tho?

Florida: *Insert the Rock eyebrow raise*

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Kentucky: I said not to bother my ex! What have you done?! WHY ARE YOU COVERED HEAD TO TOE IN BLOOD?!

West: *Hides knife behind his back* Oh... YOU SAID NOT TO-

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Germany: *Makes a joke about invading France*

France: Bitch. The fuck-

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Bai bai-