Some random asshole: Hey kid your mom asked me to pick you up! :)

Savanah: . . . 

Savanah: I have a mom?

The asshole: Uh-

Dallas: *Wheeze*

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Nato: Hi national guard!

National Guard: Hi nato!

Nato: I just wanna let you know you're a dear friend of mine and I love you

Nat: Aww that's nice I-

Nato: *Puts him in a headlock* Now let me demonstrate some of that love! :D *Chucks him out a window*

UN: THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT BY SHOWING AFFECTION!!

Nato: It... Isn't?

Nat: *High pitched screaming*

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N.J: *really drunk* *Sniff* I've never been treated that nicelyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy...

Southie: I know dear. It's ok.

N.J: I love you, Southie. I love you. 

Southie: I love you too. Maybe we should go to sleep-

N.J: YoU aRe So NiCe To Me... *Sobbing*

Southie: No honey don't cry-

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Alabama: There are no mistakes!

Mississippi: Florida.

Alabama: . . .

Alabama: There are some mistakes!

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Bills: Marshmellow why are you crying?

Texans: I lost... My wallet...

Bills: *Takes out a gun* WHICH ONE OF YOU FUCKERS STOLE FROM OUR CHILD-

Steelers: *Takes out a cannon from god knows where* YEAH!! >:C

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CNN: Hello-

D.C: *Hiding in the closet* 

Gov: Cousin... The hell...

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FBI: Hey. Could you give me a hint on-

N.J: N O *Disappears* 

:)