Illinois: *Holding a red gummy bear* IS THIS WHAT YOU WANNA HAVE RIGHTS TEXAS?!

Texas: *Scared shaking and avoiding eye contact*

Illinois: LOOK AT ME TEXAS!! RIGHT NOW!!

Texas: *Turns to look at him*

Illinois: *Eats the gummy bear*

Texas: *Confused screaming*

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Mississippi: My boyfriend may be scary sometimes but like... *Turns to CDC, who's choking FBI*

Mississippi: I love him so much... *Staring at CDC with a really dumb love-struck look*

Alabama: Ok bro. We gotta talk-

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CIA: I can totally beat you up.

FBI: You have no experience in fighting whatsoever-

CIA: Shhhh. I can.

Military: It's my job to save your ass whenever something happens tho-

CIA: Shut up.

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Southie: Your grandmother's prayers were wasted on you.

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NY: *Hugging a giant stuffed rat* I feel at peace with the world.

Cali: We're in the middle of a damn Walmart let it go. We're not buying it.

NY: FUCK OFF SHE'S COMING HOME WITH ME TONIGHT!!

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(Sometime in the 1800s-)

PA: *Walks into his office* What... The fuck...

Kentucky: *Laying on his desk with a rose in his mouth* Hello-

PA: *Slams the door of his office closed and walks home*

Kentucky: . . .

Geo: *Walks into the room holding a bunch of flowers* Told you that wouldn't work.

Kentucky: Shut up-

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Alaska: *Crying happy tears as his pets make reality disappear with their existence*

Gov: Can I join -?

Alaska: NO FUCK OFF!! THE FLUFF IS MINE!!

Gov: :C

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The world: *On fire*

Coco: *Stacking a bunch of toads on top of each other*

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West: I don't understand... So... You don't hate me?

Virginia: *Nods*

West: But ya don't like me either?

Virginia: *Nods again*

West: Then what am I to you?

Virginia: Ohio. I hate it. But it's not going anywhere. So I tolerate it.

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PA: We need to discuss the elephant in the room.

NJ: Rude to talk about New York like that but I'm here for it!

NY: Bitch-

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Texas: *Puts a really tiny cowboy hat on his middle finger* Texan birds flying high...

Cali: *Just wondering how he fell in love with him silently*

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Chile: *Hugs Mexico*

Mexico: Oh-! Uh... Thanks?

Chile: *Puts a knife to his throat* Gib coast.

Mexico: *Sweating* Uh-

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Bhutan: *Bumps into China*

China: Shit! Sorry, Bhutan!

Bhutan: A GHOST- AAAHHHH *Runs away*

China: Why did he...?

America: He doesn't recognize our existence. We're not cool enough.

China: :C

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Cali: I don't think this is gonna work out...

Texas: Wha- Why?!

Cali: *Motions to Arizona and New Mexico laying on the floor high* It's the long-distance thing.

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PA: I think you're gay.

Mass: For you.

PA: What-

Mass: What-

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Switzerland: *Adds wine to his beer*

Germany: *Horrified screaming*

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Ethiopia: When war happens this much, you forget who the enemy is.

African Union: I don't think that's a good thing-

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Canada: *Randomly starts thinking about actually warm summers* Maybe... Global warming isn't that bad...

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Indiana: Ya know I look a lot like EU. Do you think if I grew out my hair I could pretend to be him in his meetings?

Alabama: Darlin'. Go to bed.

Indiana: I'm serious tho!

Ohio: *Who just woke up* I thought you were a cupcake?

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IDC: These! Are homicidal maniacs! *Motions to Louie and Florida*

DC: *Slowly raises his hand*

IDC: No you may not date them.

DC: *Slowly lowers his hand*

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Canada: Ya know. I never thanked you for Fort Blunder.

America: Don't remind me...

Canada: Not my fault you accidentally built it on my lands-

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Military: I had a nightmare can I sleep in your bed tonight?

National Guard: HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET INTO MY HOUSE?!

Military: Well... Don't get mad... But I broke your window...

NG: YOU DID WHAT?! WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU-

Military: *Crying* I SAID DON'T GET MAD! SCREW YOU, I'M GOING TO MARYLAND! AT LEAST HE'S NICE TO ME!!

NG: I'M NICE TO THOSE WHO DON'T BREAK MY FUCKING WINDOWS!!

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3rd Amendment: Hey guys I'm back-

Florida: Holy shit you're still alive?! Wanna commit crimes?

3rd Amendment: Nevermind. I'm going away now... Goodbye!

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Kentucky & Geo: *Insert intense make-out session here*

PA: *Sadly and awkwardly watching on the other side of the room*

Tucky & Geo: *Pulls away and looks at him*

Geo: Threesome?

Tucky: Threesome.

PA: What-

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National Guard: *Nervously hands Maryland a stuffed crab he made himself*

Mary: Oh! Nat, you shouldn't have!

Nat: Well... Umm.. I'm glad you like it!

Mary: *Kisses him*

~~~

Nat: *Wakes up in bed* YES!!

Nat: *Looks around* Wait... FUCK-

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Alaska: *Forcefully grabs Texas by the hair and moves his face to the side to flick off a crumb. Then let's go of him.* Sorry that was really pissing me off. *Leaves*

Texas: *Slowly turns to California, bright red* Why did that do so much to me...

Cali: What-?

Texas: That... Nevermind...

Hawaii: That was hot.

Cali: WHEN DID YOU GET HERE-

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Florida: *Laying in bed after a pretty fun night... If ya know what I mean-* God may have said "Men shalt not sleep with another man." But he didn't say I couldn't sleep with two.

DC:. .  .

Louie: He has a point babe-

DC: Don't. Even.

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Montana: Idaho guess what!

Idaho: What?

Montana: *Lifts random dead animal* Dinner!!

Washington: What in the south-

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Australia: *Walking two random parrots on leashes*

IDC: *Who visited for a business trip* Wha...

IDC: *Pulls out her phone and calls Kentucky* Hey... Can you pick me up pops at the airport? No... I'm not in trouble per say... I just need a ride. No I didn't kill anyone either-

Bai bai-