Florida: I know how to get more nutrients out of a cigarette.

Cali: Wha-? Ya know what. Show me. *Hands him a cigarette*

Florida: *Eats it*

Cali: *Confused screaming*

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Geo: Fuck me if I'm wrong but-

PA, Kentucky and NY: You're wrong.

Geo: . . .

DC: Guys not in the meeting room, please-

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Illinois: *Running after the Supreme Court while holding a knife* LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT-

Supreme Court: *Intense running and screaming*

Satanic Temple: I think... I think... I'm in love ma...

IDC: Well get out of it.

ST: . . .

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Coco: Humpty Dumpty was never really confirmed to be an egg.

Cali: No more talking from you-

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Dallas: You and Miami fucking all the time is disgusting. Like... Who would wanna do that?

Houston: Yeah ok. Replace me and Miami with you and Savannah and you'd be happy with that.

Dallas: . . .

Dallas: Shut the fuck up-

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Frankfort: Cincinnati is scaring me, father.

Kentucky: *Crying* Me to son...

Cincinnati: OHH~ TUCKY!

Kentucky: GEORGIA HELP-

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Coco: GUYS I THINK MY LEG IS BROKEN!

New Mex: Stand back. I know what to do.

Ari: Our hero!

NM: *Puts a small bit of tape on his leg* Boom!

Utah: REALLY??

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Alaska: I love you. Like a lot. Please stop being angry with me. I'm sorry... :C

Hawaii: That. Does. Not. BRING BACK MY PANCAKES-

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Texas: *Casually uses Rhode Island as an armrest*

Rhode: I will kill you in your sleep tonight.

Texas: Ha. Thanks.

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Austin: :)

Gov: *Happiness noises*

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Maryland: I found something.

PA: Is it the wedding ring I was supposed to give to you?

Mary: What?!

PA: Uh- Never mind. What did you fucking find?

Mary: *Slowly turns to Massachusetts who has a whole raw fish in his mouth* Someone and another someone who I may or may not wanna spend the rest of my days with.

Mass: *Lifts his arms up as a form of victory celebration idk*

PA: Get the damn fish outta your mouth-

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Bills: We have a problem. NFL fell down the stairs and I think his arm is broken.

Bengals: Yeah... But is that really a problem?

Bills: We're also out of chips.

Bengals: *Horrified screaming*

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Louie: I fell in love WITH AN EMO BOY- *Points to NY*

NY: FUCK YOU!

Louie: YES PLEASE!

Mary: Just. One. Fucking. Dinner.

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Nebraska: Missouri. I have a question.

Missouri: *Worried* Ask away bud...

Nebraska: What makes you fall for a person?

Missouri: Wasn't expecting that- well. I guess the whole loving stares and... Quit looking at me like that dude.

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Delaware: Hi guys-

PA: You hear something?

NY: Nah.

Delaware: I hate all of you.

PA: I swear I hear some annoying ringing in my ears. I dunno.

NY: You should probably get that checked.

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Wyoming: Hy dar- DC! What are you doing?

DC: Looking for Florida... Can you help-

Wyoming: *Takes out a bag of Fritos and opens it*

Florida: *Poofs next to him* FRITOS!!

DC: Huh. Impressive.

Wyoming: *Flustered* Well- uh. Thanks!

Florida: Make out already.

Wyoming & DC: What-

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Coco: I DIDN'T GET MY GOODNIGHT KISS!!

Nutmeg: *Sighs* Fine! But I gotta go do some work. *Kisses him*

Coco: *Grabs him and pulls him into a cuddle session* N o.

Nutmeg: LET ME GO-

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Southie: I think I did something wrong...

NJ: *Points to the entire kitchen on fire* YEAH YA THINK?? HOW DID YOU EVEN DO THAT??

Southie: I... I dunno...

NJ: *Facepalms* I fell in love with an idiot...

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Bai bai