Macedonia: You are advised to submit without further delay. For if I bring my army into your land. I will destroy your farms, slay your people and raze your city.

Sparta: *Looks him dead in the eye* If.

Macedonia: *Completely avoids Sparta for a long ass time*

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Moscow: Why do you look at me like I'm the villain?

IDC: *Slowly looks at Warsaw* You can take this one.

Warsaw: WELL- *Takes out a list of shit he's done*

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Cali: I'm a good person! :)

NM: Should you tell him?

Ari: Nah. He wouldn't change much anyway.

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Texas: You're wrong.

Oklahoma: Sorry I don't speak bitch. What did you say?

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Buffalo Bills: What did you just call me...

NYC: Beebee...

Bills: *Takes out a gun* That's what I thought-

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Michigan: Ohio where are you taking me?

Ohio: Nowhere... *Drives past his state border sign (He took him to Ohio. Idk to me kinda reads like he took him outta the state-)*

Michigan: NO- NO- NOOOOOOOOOOOO!! LEMME OUT LEMME OUT!! PAPA!! HELP ME-

Indiana: *Playing games on his phone in the back seat as Michigan has a mental breakdown* :)

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Mexico City: Dad.

Mexico: Si?

MC: Texas is at the door again. He says he wants love and affection.

Mexico: Tell him to go away.

MC: But-

Mexico: Do what I asked you to... Or do you want my belt?

MC: Ok-

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Athens: Why are you always so violent?!

Sparta: I dunno what you're talking about.

Athens: YOU JUST FUCKING STABBED A GUY BECAUSE HE CUT IN FRONT OF YOU IN LINE!?

Sparta: Well... He deserved it.

Athens: Oh my fucking god...

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UK: Why can't you be like the Canadians?! They didn't start revolutions!

Vermont: Yeah... But what about those native kids eh?

Quebec: . . .

Ontario: Shut the fuck up.

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Vermont: Hello everyone. I'm a nation up north-

Georgia: You're one of us now.

Vermont: Wha-?

PA: Come on son. Let's go.

Vermont: Get your hands off me-

Mass: *Dragging him away* Come on kid. Time to go.

Vermont: HELP-

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*Meanwhile in Michigan's dream*

Lil' Michigan: Hey what's wrong?

Michigan: Well... You know Ohio?

Lil' Michigan: Yeah? I was gonna save him from drowning in a lake! :)

Michigan: Let the bitch drown-

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Cali: *Really high* I miss my boyfriend, Coco.

Coco: *Giggles*

Cali: I miss him a lot. I'll be back-

Texas: Aww...

Cali: *Picks up a bottle of wine* Hey babe-

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Random Guy: I KNOW YOU KNOW FLORIDA!!

Florida: 😋👉👈

Guy: WHERE ARE MY KIDS FLORIDA?!

Florida: 🤭😝

Guy: THIS IS ALL JUST SOME BIG GAME TO YOU ISN'T IT?? WELL, IT AIN'T A GAME-

Florida: 🤪🤙

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Mother Nature: "Freedom of Speech" protects you from the government. NOT ME BITCH RUN-

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Mass: *Crying* Netflix took down my favorite show before I could finish it...

PA: Aww come here, baby. *hugs him*

Mass: I'm starting a war with Netflix next...

PA: Now we both know you can't do that.

Mass: Are you fucking challenging me?

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NJ: I may be sad but at least I have this bagel-

ND & SD: *Run past him and knock the bagel out of his hands*

NJ: WHY IS IT WHEN I'M HAPPY IT'S WRONG UNIVERSE? FUCK YOU-

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San Francisco: I know victoria's secret.

Geo: I will pay you five million and my left arm if you tell me-

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Fem Cali: I just wanted to let you know. California girls are kinda forgettable.

Fem Louie: I feel lied to-

Emma: We all do...

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Texas: I'll never let you sow buttons in my eyes!

The other mother: Well give you love and affection that your father never gave you as a child.

Texas: I PICK THE RED ONES-!

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Houston: Wait... It's all Earth?

Nasa: Uhh... Yeah? You're an astronaut Houston! HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW THIS?! YOU'VE BEEN WORKING IN THIS FIELD FOR CENTURIES!! YOU FUCKING-

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DC: I haven't slept in a week and this fucker is really pissing me off. *Points behind him*

Gov: Dee there is no one behind you.

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CNN: *Referring to Alabama* Our top story tonight. Quirked-up white boy with a little bit of swag busts it down sexual style.  Is he goated with the sauce?

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Wisconsin: THAT'S NOT CHEDDAR, THAT'S JUST SOME COMMON BITCH!!

Ohio: ON GOD!

Nebraska: FACTS QUEEN!!

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Boston: I wonder how Stacey is doing...

Salem: Who is that?

Boston: No idea. But her mom is sleeping with the mailman.

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Bai bai-