London: *watching the sun set* 

D.C: isn't it beautiful!

London: The sun never sets... on the British empire...

The sun: *Stops setting*

D.C: What the fuck-

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England: Yeah we're kinda at war with Germany and a couple of countries.

Time Traveler: Is it the first or second world war?

Gov: Excuse the hell outta me? WHAT-

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The North: You don't need to sweeten tea. It's really pointless.

The south: What in the Kentucky fried fuck are you saying?

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France: I don't want war

Virginia: it's against UK

France: You crazy son of a bitch I'm in

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Berlin: Imagine doing the same thing the Holy Roman Empire was doing

Geo: Yeah but ours worked

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D.C: *In the 1980's* We're in crippling debt! What do we do?

Louie: Allow me and my jazzy moves to introduce myself-

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Switzerland: *Goes to war with 80 men and returns with 81*

Switzerland: *happiness noises*

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Alaska: Forget shooting stars. I say we shoot Tsars.

Gov: D.C come get your kid-

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Mexico: *Loses California due to a war*

PA: *Like 5 months later* HEY GUYS THERES GOLD HERE!

All of America: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-

Mexico: I hate it here...

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Geo: Forget finding fathers. I prefer declaration daddies.

Gov: Please never speak of the people who created us like that again.

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Singapore: Imagine having to work to gain independence. I was just unloved and kicked out.

IDC: A-Are you ok?

Singa: Yeah why?

IDC: *Slowly walks away* I hate my job 

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England: Invading France will work this time.

The OG 13: I want to believe you if hadn't said that 13 times already.

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Florida: *Declares war on iguanas*

Australia: Mhm... seen this before.

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The OG 13: *Starts a war over 2% Taxes only to get taxed by 37% later in life (I put the wrong number my ba-)*

Geo: I told you fuckers it was a dumb idea-

Rhode Island: Shut up.

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Netherlands: We'll if I can't have my sons UK

UK: what? 

Netherlands: I WILL OWN THE SPICE TRADE INSTEAD-

UK: NO-

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N.Y: Ya know what's cool

Delaware: No?

N.Y: My dad is a place in Minecraft 

Idaho: The biggest flex I've ever heard

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Moscow: Describe world history in a few words

Mexico City: "Knock knock, it's Europe."

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Third world country: *Elects someone socialist as president*

Gov: That's not very freedom of you.

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France: You two can't just divide the world between ya both

Spain  & Portugal: That's where you're wrong kido.

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Idk

Bai bai