Florida: *Eating one of his presents*

Geo: *Screaming that the wrapping paper isn't actually candy*

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NY: I actually did get you something, Flo.

Florida: W... What?!

NY: *Hands him a restraining order*

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Texas: We... Tried. Making a cake...

Geo: *On the verge of tears* What... IS THAT?!

Tenn: *Holding a burnt cake* I-

Geo: LEAVE THE BAKING TO THE STATE THAT KNOWS HOW TO FUCKING DO IT!! YOU SONS OF A BITCH-

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Coco: Mississippi.

Sippi: Yeah?

Coco: Why is Georgia so panicked today?

Alabama: He discovered that Spain never celebrated his birthday recently. Now he feels like he needs to make this one the best one.

Coco: Ohhh...

Nutmeg: *Actually sobbing* THAT'S BEAUTIFUL-

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Louie: *Hands Florida a present*

Florida: Aww! *Opens it and it's a new flamingo hat* LOUIE!

Louie: Well... You said that one had a hole in it- *Proceeds to get pulled into a heavy make-out session*

Everyone else in the living room: .-.

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Florida: Where are you taking me, Dee?

DC: *Who just had his life threatened by Geo* Uh- T-to... That-uh. Toy store you wanted to visit!

Florida: YAY!

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Virginia: *Scared screaming*

The gator Flo got from Iowa as a return to sender gift: :)

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I'm too tired to continue-

Bai bai.

Robot lady kinda thicc tho-