Virginia: *Walks into a room*

Mary and Geo: Virginia this is an intervention-

Virginia: What-?

Geo: I'm sorry to say this but you have terrible taste in men... like... horrid taste in men. 

Mary: Agreed, you really gotta think more about the people you choose to date.

Virginia: The hell is wrong with Mass- actually don't answer that... AND IT'S NOT LIKE YOURS IS ANY BETTER GEORGIA! 

Geo: This shit ain't about me-

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Sweden: Who are you?

N.C: North Carolina-

Sweden: THE MR BEAST STATE?!

N.C: Yeah! Why do you as-

Sweden: *Picks him up* F R I E N D

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N.J: *Hugs Southie* 

S.C: Since when did you willingly hug people?

N.J: Since now, shut the hell up.

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Coco: EVERYONE SHUSH!

The states: .-.

Coco: *Grabs Connecticut* I love this man :)

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Alaska: *Walks into a meeting and snatches Arizona* 

Gov: What are you-

Arizona: Fuck off Gov. You wouldn't understand. *Alaska leaves with him in arms*

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Austin: *Talking about a caterpillar* Look how long and big it is-

Gov: *Kicks open the room door* WHAT?!

Austin: ...?

Oklahoma City: Hi...?

Gov: *Notices the bug* Oh-

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Texas: *Grabs a fish with his bare hands*

Indiana: THAT'S ILLEGAL!

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CDC: Hi

WHO: Hi

CDC: My job sucks

WHO:Ha- I know.

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PETA: *Breaths*

Literally everyone: SHUT UP DICKHEAD-

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Geo: *Falls asleep on the fridge*

PA: *Calling the cops* 

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:)