Houston Texans: >:C

Dallas Cowboys: >:C

Bills: What the hell happened to them? 

Green Bay Packers: They got into a fight.

Steelers: Then why is Marshmellow holding the asshat's hand?

Titans: Texy hates fighting his brother and wanted comfort after it. 

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Jaguars: I actually don't... Like BBQ sauce. 

Falcons: We can't be friends anymore. I'm sorry. 

Jaguars: D:

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Patriots: Buffalo.

Patriots: *Takes out some money* Bills

Bills: I'm going to kill him-

METS: No...

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NBA: Why can't you just smile! Life is better with a smile! :D

NFL: Life is better with a fucking shotgun...

NBA: Oh? How so?

NFL: So I can shoot you. 

NBA: ,:C

NPSL (National premier soccer league): Be nice NFL!

NFL: Shut the fuck up no one even knows you exist because of us.

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Eagles: So you two gonna make out yet or...?

Steelers & Bills: *Who was actually getting along for once* What- 

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Kansas Chiefs: What are you doing? 

Raiders: Planning a wedding.

KC: Why? For who? 

Raiders: Don't worry about it, dear. 

Giants: It's for Bills and Steelers-

Bills: You... are joking, right?

Raiders: . . . y e s . . . 

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Cincinnati Bengals: *Having a mental breakdown*

LA Rams: *Vibes in winning the Super Bowl*

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Real Madrid: What sport do you guys play?

 Chicago Bears: Football! What about you?

RM: *Actually a soccer team* Oh I play football too, that's so cool!! We should play together. :)

CB: *Blushing a bit because people don't normally say that to him* Y-Yeah! 

RM: Wait where are you from? I've never seen you on the field before. 

CB: I'm from Chicago. 

RM: Ohhh! You're American! I'm actually Spanish. So... you guys call it soccer right?

CB: *Sudden realization* Oh shit yeah-

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Artic Preditors: Hello everyone I'm back from my trip home-

All the other football teams: *Confused screaming* 

KC: *Intense waving* Hi stranger!

AP: *About to cry* Guys... again...? I thought we were past this!!

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NY: How the hell am I losing a game of chess to a child...?

Lil' Bills: *Whose just doing exactly what his bio-dad told him to do* :D

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Steelers: *Really drunk and clinging to Bills and Texans legs* MY FAMILY I'VE MADE A MISTAKE!! ,:C

Bills: *Blushing out of pure embarrassment* What. The. Fuck. Did he just say to me?!

Texans: Steelers I... think you need to start drinking less. 

Steelers: DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO-

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Bai bai-