I have writer's block. So take this.

Gov: *Whose called a meeting* Hello everyone! DC and I decided we should learn new stuff about other cultures around the world.

DC: So we asked DC to invite some capitals over to discuss desserts since Florida... Asked... So nicely...

Florida: *Grins*

Paris: Uh. I guess I can go first. Hi Louie! *Intense waves*

Louie: *Intense waving back*

Paris: Anyway! A crème brûlée is a common French dessert so I figured I should talk about it! It's an amazing dessert made with vanilla custard and topped with a thin layer of caramel.

DC: Ok! What about you London?

Georgia: Oh God no-

Southie: Please don't...

London: I have delightful desserts-

N.Y: QUIT FUCKIN' LYING!

N.J: YEAH YOUR DESSERTS ARE WORSE THAN N.Y!

N.Y: HEY-

London: SHUT UP YOU TWO!
As I was saying... Bread and pudding is a classic. It's simple to make. It just needs stale bread, butter, raisins and custard.

Mass: *Whispers to Florida* Don't eat it-

London: IT'S NOT THAT BAD!!

Gov: I forgot why we stopped doing this... Moving on- Rome. Why... Uh...

London & Mass: *Arguing*

Gov: Don't... You go-

Rome: Yeah. Uh. So- I have a much better pick than that blonde surrendering Frenchie over there.

Louie: *Raises an eye brow*

Paris: Excuse moi, mon ami?

Rome: Tiramisu is an excellent Italian dish. ladyfingers dipped in a coffee Kahlua mixture, that is then layered with a whipped mixture of eggs, sugar, mascarpone cheese, and whipped cream.

Paris: *Scoffs and looks away* I bet your alcoholic ass even added wine to it.

Rome: There is wine in it...

Paris: Figured. Someone like you can't even make a good dessert without it. Pizza-loving asshole.

Nebraska: *Slowly takes out popcorn*

Missouri: Bro pass me some of that- this shit just got interesting.

IDC: Guys please not now...

Rome: NAH NAH SAY IT TO MY FACE-

Wellington: Have you guys tried fairy bread?

DC: Ohh! Sounds magical! What's in it?

Wellington: It's butter, bread and sprinkles.

Ohio: And just like that I'm burning New Zealand. *Starts putting his old Civil war uniform on*

Michigan: I will gladly assist you.

Wellington: WHAT-

Paris: You know that one dessert you said doesn't sound so bad now. Maybe I'll try it!

Rome: Yeah yours sounds a lot better! Maybe we can be friends!

Cali: Aww- happy ending!

DC: Meeting dismissed...

I dunno.

Bai bai-