DC: You can't keep jaywalking Yorkie.

NY: Missed me with that gay shit-

DC: WHAT IS GAY ABOUT FOLLOWING THE DAMN LAW?!

NY: You're the law. And you're gay.

DC: . . .

Cali: Aren't you-

NY: This shit is not about me.

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Russia: *Offers to sell Alaska to Liechtenstein*

Liechtenstein: *Visibly confused* Wha-

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Netherlands: What's wrong baby?

Nutty buddy: FATHER- *Sighs* Can you please stop calling me that?

Netherlands: But you'll always be my lil' baby boy who used to fight random kids in fields!

Jamaica: You did what now...?

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Mass: So... Got any cereal for us?

Rhode Island: *In tears and in a leprechaun costume* Shut up-

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Netherlands: *Pulls NJ into a hug* Hello son!

NJ: *Slowly hugs back, confused* Hello...?

Netherlands: :)

Jamaica: Sorry he's pretty high right now...

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Alaska: *Intense running*

Moscow: *Running after him* COME BACK-

Alaska: NO!!

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Nebraska: You look really nice today! :)

Missouri: *Gay panics* Fuck you-

Nebraska: ,:C

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PA: Full. Give. Us. The. Damn. State.

Florida: *Holding Rhode hostage* Not until I get financial benefits. I want 50 bucks from each of you.

NJ: Lower the price. We all know Rhode is not worth 50 bucks.

Rhode: BITCH-

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CDC: Uncle Gov. What's that?

Gov: *Holding a cat* Don't tell your father and aunt, please.

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District: I am destined to be a state!

Gov: Ha- no.

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New Mexico: Wow. That was shit.

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Southie: *Kisses NJ*

NJ: *Gay panics and punches him in the face*

Southie: FUCK-

NJ: SORRY!!

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Satanic Temple: I like this kid.

Illinois: *On his way to beat the shit out of Texas because he needs to respect women*

IDC: Honey no...

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I need motivation oml-

Idk. Bai bai.