Moscow: Ukraine was once a part of Russia, we just want it back.

London, Paris & Madrid: *Slowly looks at the rest of the capitals in the room*

IDC: Don't even think about it-

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Ukraine: Why is everyone talking about how big my balls are on Reddit-

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Sparta: I have two kings

Athens: Why tho-

Sparta: *Shrugs*

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Nasa: So. I have a theory, I don't think you will like it tho.

DC: Ok? What is it?

Nasa: What if the reason I cannot find any outside life is because they are too scared to contact us. Or anyone else for that matter, out of fear of being killed off by a stronger force.

DC: You're right. I really don't like that.

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Texas: I fear no man. But that thing...

Bruno the rat: :)

Texas: It scares me.

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Internet Explorer: (Yes. These fuckers are people now.) *In 2039* YO! GUYS! RUSSIA INVADED UKRAINE!

Google: Is he fucking serious right now?

Bing: Unfortunately yes.

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Washington: This is my neighbor, California. He is pain in my assholes. I get cool mountains, he must get cool mountains. I have a big city being the face of my state, he must have a big city being the face of his state. I get water, he cannot afford. Great success.

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Ohio: *Slaps a map of his state* This damn thing right here will give you the worst weather imaginable.

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Michigan: Hi sis!!

Superior: FUCK OFF-

~Meanwhile~

Wisconsin: Hi sis!!

Superior: Hi brother!!

Michigan: ,:C

Indiana: *Pats Michigan's back* It's going to be ok hon...

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Montana: Life is really fucking me in the ass right now.

ND: Ya know... You could be life for me and fuck me in the ass right now-

Montana: *Slaps him* SHUT!

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Emma: Ah yes. *staring at IDC* A woman that could kill me. Time to ask her out.

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NJ: You look cute.

Southie: Wha- Really?! :D

NJ: *Gay panics* No lol-

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Utah: I have something for you.

Ari: *On the verge of tears* Really?

Utah: Yes. I scheduled you a therapy session on Friday.

Ari: Oh...

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Oklahoma: Shut up bottom.

Cali: >:O

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Miami: *Says something suggestive*

Savannah: *Angry Irish cursing*

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Geo: Hear me out-

Tennessee: No.

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Mass: Hey-

Virginia: Did you start another war again?

Mass: No.

Virginia: Then what did you do this time?

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NY: I would fuck the Wii Fit Trainer lady and dude if I had the chance.

NH: What-

Vermont: Same.

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Bai bai. :)