NY & Louie: *Wholesomely cuddling*

DC: Hey guys I need-

NY: *Hissing at him*

DC: Nevermind...

Louie: How-?

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Saint Augustine: Hey. I need to tell you something.

Savannah: What?

St. Augustine: You're old lol.

Savannah: You're older than me dumbass.

St. Augustine: Oh... Yeah-

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Montana: Whatcha got there Idaho?

Idaho: Your hand :)

Montana: No I mean... Why do you have a gun-?

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Wyoming: *Happy Crying*

DC: Wyo. What's wrong?

Wyoming: I found out a lot of Koalas are Lesbians.

DC: *Also happy crying* For real? That's adorable. Oh my god-

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IDC: Pfft- Short.

District: *Puts on a wig* I'm ok with hitting women if I am one-

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Cali: Fuck me, man...

Florida: K.

Cali: Wha- No that's not what I- WHERE ARE YOUR CLOTHES?!

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North Dakota: JUMP!

South Dakota: *Standing on the roof* NO! I SAW A COOL BIRD!

ND: WAIT REALLY? WAIT UP I'M COMING-

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Hawaii: I'm sick of catmilkers man. I swear to god... They're so annoying like-

Alaska: *Confused Russian noises*

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Ohio: *kisses Indi on the cheek*

India: :O

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Michigan: Look.

Ohio: At what you son of a b- WISCONSIN?!

Wisconsin: *Stuck in a tree* HELP! PLEASE!  I'M SCARED!! THERE'S NO CHEESE UP HERE!

Minnesota: Wait Michigan is the son of Wisconsin??

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Nebraska: *Cuddling Missouri and Kansas* :)

Missouri & Kansas: *Repeatedly kicking each other*

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CDC: You know sometimes I wonder what true happiness feels like.

Mississippi: *Exists*

CDC: So that's what it feels like-

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Kansas City: Why don't you guys get married? I want more siblings!

Kansas: W h a t.

Missouri: T h e.

Nebraska: I mean. I wouldn't mind.

Missouri: Excuse me-

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Cali: YEEEEEEEE HAWWWWWW *Proceeds to chug three gallons of wine*

Texas: WHO LET HIM NEAR THE ALCOHOL?

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West Virginia: Ohio I love you!

Ohio: I love you too!

West: As friends of course!

Ohio: Mhm!

PA: *About to kill both of them* LET ME AT 'EM-

Geo: *Struggling to hold him back* NO!!

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Washington: *Asleep*

Tennessee: *About to wake him up, slowly lifts two pans*

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NJ: *Kisses Southie*

Southie: *Happiness noises*

NJ: I know full well you touched my fucking leftovers...

Southie: Oh uh-

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Kansas City: Jackson City. Don't you think Missouri should start dating again?

Jackson City: (Missouri's capital) Yeah! He should. It's been years.

Missouri: NOT YOU TOO!

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Bai bai-