I dunno.

TW: Murder is mentioned - Sexual themes - Also a bit of dark bits

Enjoy-

California stood atop a rooftop, pistol in hand aiming it at the back of some basic bitch ass's head. Another Tuesday of murdering who he was paid to. Gov asked for this one and he hardly knew why. But it was rare for a demon like him to ask him to kill instead of doing it himself.

Not like he questioned it tho, money is money after all. "Oh my gosh California what are you doing?!" Cali jumped and dropped his gun off the roof. He cursed silently.

"Damn it-!" The golden state turned and started at the angel that towered over him. Glaring at him.

"What on earth do you think you're doin'? He just mindin' his business!" Huffed the Texan. California sighed and pushed him away.

"Don't get your dick tied in a knot toots unless you want me down there sucking it. I am trying to perform a special order." The southerner's face reddened slightly. He wasn't exactly sure if he should be offended or disgusted.

"That's highly inappropriate! You shouldn't be-"

"Listen here, you big-titted man baby! I have a job to do. You and your 'holy and divine' self can suck off your fucking mom!" Cali yelled, using some magic to poof a sniper rifle in his hands. Much more effective for longer range and harder to be knocked out of your hands.

Texas wrapped his arms around his waist and started trying to pull him away. "You can't keep murdering innocent souls!" He huffed. "It ain't right!"

"I did it when I was alive perfectly fine!"

"Yeah well, now you're in hell!!"

"Hell isn't that bad, we get free T.V!" Texas rolled his eyes and continued dragging California away. The golden state could have stopped him if it wasn't Texas.

One of the only Angels equal to his power. He just let himself get dragged into his portal and ended up in his kingdom. "You can't keep killin' people! They deserve to live a long and fruitful life!" Texas scolded.

The western state grinned. "Well according to Gov, that was the guy that killed his dog when he was alive." Texas's eyes widened slightly, then he shook his head.

"He could change!" California sighed and placed a hand on his shoulder and the other grabbed his hand.

"Is that so?" He said, moving the hand on his shoulder towards his cheek and resting it there, slightly confusing the Texan. "Well, when are you going to change, Texas?" He finished, a grin formed onto his face."Don't think I haven't noticed the way you have been fucking looking at me, you dirty angel."

Texas's face flushed, highly embarrassed. He did kind of stare at California... A lot. He was kinda pretty. Despite his inner conscious telling him he wasn't. And maybe he pictured him without... Uh. Nevermind-

Cali wrapped his tail around his legs and pushed him onto the wall behind him. "Just, stay outta my damn way. Ok, 'darlin'?" The westerner kissed him. Briefly, of course. But enough to make Texas crave more. Which was what he wanted, to keep him close. He was cute for an angel that is.

California let go of him completely and turned around. He moved finger in a circular motion, summoning another portal to his palace. "See you later, pretty boy~" He purred, before leaving the other state there and closing the portal.

Texas was shaking, both out of excitement but also a bit of worry. If others knew about all this he could lose his position and have it be passed onto someone else.

But this could be their little secret... Texas grinned.

He hoped there would be even more secrets they could keep later.

Yeah, I dunno.

Bai bai-