Indiana: *Texting Alabama* Where are you?

Alabama: I FUCKED UP!!

Indiana: What?

Alabama: I BOOKED A FLIGHT TO INDIA NOT INDIANA!!

Indiana: You could just say you didn't wanna come with me and Ohio love...

Alabama:

(God I'm lazy.)

Indiana: How...?

Alabama: JUST HELP ME!!

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Moscow: Does 2 + 2 = 4? Also, will you help me reestablish communism?

IDC: Yeah, WAIT-

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PA: babe.

Geo: *Wrapped in New Mexico's tortilla blanket again*

N.M: Please help me...

PA: Babe if you come out I will say the thing have wanted me to say all your life.

Geo: That sweet tea is good?

PA: Yes now-

Geo: *hops out of the blanket and snatches PA off his feet and runs off*

N.M: Well that worked a lot better than last time.

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Oklahoma: can I be honest with you Texas, you're a pretty decent state. I hate you, but you're not all that-

Texas: YEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWW-

Oklahoma: I take it all back...

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UK: Stop cracking your knuckles N.Y. It causes arthritis.

Connecticut: *Who's gone to medical school* No it doesn't what happens is-

UK: Respect your elder's child. I know what's best for my kids.

Connecticut: Wha-I... Ok...

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Oklahoma: One sip of alcohol doesn't make you an alcoholic. One song on sound cloud doesn't make you a rapper. BUT IF I CLAP ARKANSAS'S CHEEKS ONE TIME I'M GAY!! WHAT'S WITH THESE DOUBLE STANDARDS LIKE BRO-

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Gov: *About 90% of the time* I'M SORRY WHAT THE FU-

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Louie: I've been very good this year ya know. SO WHY WERE YOU NOT UNDER MY TREE WITHOUT ANY CLOTHES!! EXPLAIN YORKIE!!

N.Y: 👁👄👁

Everyone else at the dinner table: 👁👄👁

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The continental congress: Be there or be square.

Georgia: Well I'm a be the best god damn square here.

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Rhode: Tell me what state you are from without telling me what state you're from.

Connecticut: *Slowly takes out his wallet* Tax time.

PA: *Eating a sub- I mean Hoagie*  Mm?

Texas: *Takes out a gun*

Wyoming: *Vanishes*

Rhode: WHAT THE HELL-

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Bai bai

But like for real Wawa or sheets?