Sacramento: *Talking about L.A* WANNA LOOK HIM STRAIGHT INTO THE EAYE AND TELL HIM WHAT A CHEAP, LYING, NO-GOOD, ROTTEN, FOUR-FLUSHING, LOW-LIFE, SNAKE-LICKING, DIRT-EATING, INBRED, OVERSTUFFED, IGNORANT, BLOOD-SUCKING, DOG-KISSING, BRAINLESS, DICKLESS, HOPELESS, HEARTLESS, BUG-EYED, STIFF-LEGGED, SPOTTY-LIPPED, WORM-HEADED, SACK OF MONKEY SHIT HE IS!

California: :O

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Michigan: Ohio I'm gonna fuck your mom and give her a child she actually loves.

The entire midwest: :O

Ohio: JOKES ON YOU MY MOM IS DEAD!

Michigan: *Grins* That's not stopping me...

Ohio: You sick son of a bitch-

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*At a wedding in the 1700's*

UK: *Points at the bride* Thats gonna be you next.

Virginia: What-

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*At a funeral*

Virginia: Thats gonna be you next! :)

UK: You horrid child-

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Southie: What's that

N.J: *Struggling to reach the cookie jar*

Southie: Oh it's a short person.

N.J: Shut the fuck up.

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D.C: WOOOOOO NOBODY GIVES A SHI-

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Houston: Miami.

Miami: Yes dear what's up?

Houston: *Hugs him* Sad.

Austin: They're being wholesome for once-

Dallas: Am I dreaming?!

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Detriot: Welcome to hell on earth *Cue him setting fire to Ohio's car*

Michigan: I just wanna exist man-

Minnesota: You don't have it that bad hun...

Minneapolis: Ha. Losers.

Ohio: BITCH WHAT THE FUCK-

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Coco: Connecticut. Wake up.

Nutmeg: What...?

Coco: I love you. *Kisses his cheek* Goodnight

Nutmeg: It's three in the morning how high are you?

Coco: It's hi, how are you? And I'm well.

Nutmeg: Oh my god-

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Oklahoma: Imagine being gay

Arkansas: I know right? So weird.

The two of them: *Literally snuggling and occasionally kissing each other*

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N.Y: Fuck off everyone I'm taking this. *Grabs Albany and leaves*

NYC: FATHER YOU LEFT ME AGAIN-

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Louisiana: We need a virgin's blood for this to-

Michigan: OHIO CAN YOU COME HERE?

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Gov: I think I did well helping raise the states!

IDC: Who's gonna tell him-

District: I will.

D.C: Don't.

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Florida: *Writing to Santa* Hey Santa, I just wanna let you know I've been naughty this year. And it was worth it you judgmental prick-

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Bai bai.