Coco: If you say Forwards and Back your mouth moves in those directions

New Mexico: Stop talking.

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Geo: I need to tell y'all something

The rest of the OG 13: What?

Geo: I think I might be a homosexual

Mass: The fuck. We knew that already-

Geo: And addicted to cocaine

Virginia: Excuse me-

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Texas: imagine being in the closet.

Oklahoma: What are you talking about?

Texas: Nothin'

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Rhode Island: Well Russia I hide a dark secret none of the other states will find out because of my small and adorable size!!

Russia: *giggling* What is it?

Rhode: Sometimes I imagine running over states with my car. Or pushing them off a cliff.

Russia: I like this one :)

Germany: What the hell-

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Alaska: Don't do anything stupid.

Mass: ok.

Florida: Alright.

Alaska: Thanks. *Walks into ballet practice*

Mass: Wanna do something stupid anyway?

Florida: You know me so well.

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PA: *Intense chocolate-eating*

Maryland: You not gonna stop him?

Georgia: I'm not losing an arm today

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Lil' Alabama: Note to self don't be gay.

Modern Alabama: I think I fucked up my plan-

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Indians: *Holding another wine bottle* Attempt two at trying wine. Now let's drink some-

Michigan: *shots the bottle*

Indiana: *sobbing*

Michigan; Protect the children. :)

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Kentucky: I have this gun here.

West Virginia: Yeah?

Kentucky: And Virginia is over there...

West: Mhm...?

Kentucky: Target practice-

West: NO!!

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Ohio: *Kisses West on the cheek*

PA: Dude you missed his lips.

West: PA it's a friendship kiss.

Ohio: Yeah >:C

PA: I hate everything about all of you

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Bai bai :D