N.Y: Yeah I'm pro-choice.

Texas: So you support the murder of unborn children?

N.Y: Yeah.

Texas: What-

N.Y: If anything I think we should just blend up some of the born ones ya know. Some of those bitch ass kids just chuck 'em in a blender and brrrrrrr. Ya know?

Texas: Cali come get your friend, please-

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Savannah: Ok... For this part, you have to put rod support A into B

Columbus: That's what sh-

Savannah: If you say "that's what she said" one more time I will make sure no one finds your body and feed the possible remains to Sam.

Atlanta: *Terrified*

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Wisconsin: I have a gift for you.

Michigan: You know I don't like accepting gifts. It's wasting money on me.

Wisconsin: *Hands him a cheese hat* Wear it.

Michigan: *Slowly puts it on*

Wisconsin: How do you feel?

Michigan: *Starts crying and hugs him* I love you so much, bro...

Wisconsin: *Hugs him back* Love you too bro.

Indiana: Awww~

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N.J: I feel like Bob the tomato and Larry the cucumber should have had sex.

The entire northeast: What-

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Michigan: *Gets some form of kindness*

Michigan: I'M NOT CRYING YOU ARE-

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Bills: H-hi dad...

N.Y: *Full Santa suit* SON WHY IS THIS HOUSE NOT DECORATED YET??? CHRISTMAS IS AROUND THE FUCKING CORNER!

Bills: IT'S JANUARY!

N.Y: DID I STUTTER???

The rest of the football teams: .-.

Giants: I should probably handle that-

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Lil' boy: *Attempting to flirt with lil' Albany. Leans on horse* Yeah this bad boy can take you anywhere.

Lil' Albany: Anywhere?

The boy: Mhm!

N.Y: Great! Let's see if it can take you to your fucking grave ya prick. GET OFF MY LAWN-

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Miami: You got any grapes

The dude at the lemonade stand: . . .

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Bai bai :)