Hi.

Anyway.

1. Florida made him spill his coffee on the floor

2. He watched an adorable dog make friends with a bird on YouTube

3. He saw a bunny escape his death in a documentary.

4. CDC hugged him

5. He found a candy bar under his pillow

6. IDC hugged him (She doesn't hug people often)

7. He stubbed his toe. Again. 

8. He got a day off

9. He found out swans can be gay

10. He discovered the wonders of Amazon toasters 

11. The states surprised him with his favorite cookies :D

12. Alaska talked to him 

13. He remembered the gay swans 

14. N.Y let him try on one of his beanies

15. Gov said we can get Mcdonalds

16. He realized he wasn't alone this Valentine's day 

17. Louie rickrolled him

18. He successfully finished a stack out of 50 papers

19. He fell out his chair

20. He read a book and the couple was being loving and wholesome in it

21. He got some peace

22. District didn't make fun of him for a whole day

23. National guard took a break from training

24. FBI and CIA stopped arguing

25. Nato relaxed and didn't toss anyone out a window in the process

26. Peta didn't bug him for eating a chicken sandwich 

27. IDC said we're going to Disney world

28. He had one good meeting

29. He finished a really good book

30. He actually pointed out where Wyoming was on a map

K- I'm done before this gets to long.

Bai bai :D