Maryland: Imagine being a fucking virgin.

Vriginia: I'M NOT A VIRGIN MAN!!

Mary: WAIT YOU'RE NOT?!

N.Y: MY WHOLE LIFE HAS BEEN A LIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Delaware: *High pitched screaming*

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Geo: I will survive no nut November! >:D

Kentucky: *Enters the room in one of those sexy bunny outfits* Are you sure about that?

Geo: . . . N o . . .

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Oklahoma: What an asshole am I right?

Arkansas: I'm an asshole??

Oklahoma: N-No were you even paying attention!?

Arkansas: Sorry I got distracted by your face... It's hot.

Oklahoma: *Blushing* Excuse me?

Arkansas: I said that out loud-

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Alaska: Man... My hot pocket is still cold...

Alaska: OH WAIT- I HAVE AN ARIZONA!! :D

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The south: *Puts sugar in tea*

The North: This is why we don't all get along...

London: What the fuck is wrong with you people-

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Miami: Silence bitch.

Houston: I didn't even say anything-

Miami: I do not wish to be horny anymore,

Miami: I just want to be happy...

Houston: I could get us some ice cream.

Miami: *hugs him* YOU KNOW ME SO WELL LOVE! ,:D

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Austin: So how are things with Miami?

Houston: *Turns around and Miami is clinging to his back* Pretty good-

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Savanah: So... What's got you down?

Dallas: Existance. :C

Savanah: Do you wanna go to that Whataburger place you like? I know how much you love their food! 

Dallas: Yes very much so-

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Texas: Godyou'readorable-

Cali: What?

Texas: *Gay panic* I said god you're annoying-

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Washington: *Posts a super low-quality image to the group chat*

Oregon: If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I'd have 15 cents

Washington: If I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after I read this text, I would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you

Texas: Actually I did the math, Oregon would have $225, not $0.15.

Oregon: Fam I'm right here....

Coco: If I had a dollar I would buy a can of soda :)

Florida: while you're there could you buy me an apply juice please?

Coco: Sorry I only have a dollar

Florida: :(

Texas: Hey I just realized my friend is right, Oregon would have $22,500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent

Florida: If I had $22,500 I would buy a can of soda and an apply juice

N.Y: You can buy anything you want with $22,500

Louie: Yeah and they want soda and apply juice

N.Y: Apply juice to what??

Florida: Directly to the forehead

Washington: Great chat everyone

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Michigan: We need to distract these guys

Nebraska: Leave it to me

Nebraska: Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss.

Ohio, Illinois, and North Dakota: *Immediately begin arguing*

Indiana: *watching in horror* Oh this. I don't like this. I don't like this at all.

bai bai- 

:D