CNN: GOV!! GOV!! WHAT IS YOUR OPINION ON THE POSSIBLE NEW VIRUS?! DO YOU HAVE A PLAN FOR IT?!

Fox: *Pushes CNN* OR- IS IT A LIE LIKE MOST OF THE THINGS YOU MENTIONED ABOUT PRESIDENT TRUMP!?

CNN: MOTHER FUCKER- *Starts beating the shit out of fox*

ABC: *walks past the both of them fighting* Hello Gov, I was wondering what plan you have for this new Monkey virus? And do you have any sort of opinions about it?

Gov: Well, *Explains stuff here*

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CNN: Dad. I hate him. *Points at Fox*

Georgia: I saw you two making out like- five seconds ago...?

CNN: *intense sweating* W-What...?

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Disney: GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER!! WE HAVE WORK TO DO!!

Fox: *Who was just eating cereal* Ok dad-

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NewsMax: Hello ma'am... Uhh... What's your secrete to success...?

N.Y.T: Don't pull a you. Or any of you unreliable one-sided news stations.

CNN: HEY!!

N.Y.T: SHUT UP DEMOCRATIC BITCH!! NEUTRALITY IS KEY!! NOW GET THE FUCK OFF MY PROPERTY!!

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Skynews: Something wrong hun?

ABC: I work with toddlers ,:C

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ABC: If Ya make a mistake make it look great!! :)

Fox: Seriously? *gestures to CNN* Even God can't fix that mistake.

CNN: I will kill you-

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Sky: I hate it here...

Dallas: Same.

Sky: WHO THE FUCK-

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NewsMax: CNN is kinda hot tho-

Fox: *Throws a ton of knives at him*

NewsMax: *screaming*

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ABC: *hugging sky* :)

Sky: What is this..?

ABC: A hug?

Sky: I like it. Keep doing it.

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CNN: ABC is sick today so I will be interviewing the state of Ohio. Hello, hun.

Ohio: Hai! :)

CNN: Now. About that abortion ban... *loading a gun under the desk*

Ohio: *sweating* NEXT QUESTION PLEASE--

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Florida: So... New York who are they?

N.Y: *Turns to see Fox and NewsMax fighting while ABC is smiling and waving at him.*

N.Y: The one waving is ABC. I don't know who the other two are.

Florida: Oh- Ok. :)

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