POV: Alabama went to order food at a food truck and left Ohio, Indi, and West Virginia in the car.

Indiana: *banging on the window* ALABAMA!! ALABAMA!!

Ohio: GET THE RANCH DRESSING!!

West: *joins Indiana and starts banging on the window* ALABAMA!! THE RANCH NOT BUFFALO--

Alabama: *orders buffalo sauce because it's his favorite* :D

West Ohio & Indi: ALABAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!

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Michigan: Don't mind me just- *poofs*

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Cali: *gets stabbed* 

Stabber person: >:D

Cali: LIVING IS OVERRATED ANYWAY- *not dies*

Stabber person: .-.

Cali: Fuck- I forgot I was immortal...

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Michigan: *trying to be a good best friend* BE ASSERTIVE INDIANA!!

Indiana: Hey Nebraska that's my can of corn!

Nebraska: Oh potholes! Sor-

Michigan: NOW LET HIM HAVE IT!!

Indiana: You can have it! :D

Nebraska: Wow thanks bud!! You're so nice! :D

Indiana: Not a problem Nebraska!

Michigan: .-.

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DC: *Standing in front of a pool and recording for Tik Tok* Hi guys this is my sister! :)

IDC: Hello everyone-

DC: *pushes her in the pool* NO ONE CARES!!

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*Cue all comments simping for IDC*

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London: So I've heard that non-binary people don't exist. 

Gov: Who the fuck told you that-

London: Not important, I found this in my closet tho! :)

Sky News: I like bread. :D

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CNN: Heeeey... Uhh...

Gov: What's up? 

CNN: The government is probably going to run out of money on the 18th.

DC: WHAT?!

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*Cue every state in the house flipping out*

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Cali: CAN YOU NOT KEEP OPENING!!

Southern California: *puts on sunglasses*

S.Cali: No.

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:D