Georgia: *playing DND and rolls the dice*

Dice: *lands on a 20*

Georgia: I successfully fuck your mom

Gov: What-

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N.C: Aye bro did you eat all the cookies in the pantry?

S.C: Yeah I did why?

N.C: THIS IS WHY I DON'T FUCK WITH YOU BITCH!!

S.C: I CAN GET SOME MORE YA BIG BABY!!

N.C: IT WAS A FAMILY-SIZED PACK YA FUCKING FAT ASS--

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Alaska: I fucking love moon moon memes

Arkansas: They're not even funny-

Alaska: HUMOR IS SUBJECTIVE YA PIECE OF SHIT!! DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT MOON MOON!!

Arkansas: O-ok

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Texas: I get that you're upset Oklahoma because my son Dallas could pull a whole football team and you can't but like--

Tennessee: I fucked a guy last night

N.H: *wheeze*

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Olaf: BUT PUT ME IN SUMMER AND I'LL BE A--

Georgia: PUDDLE!!

Cali: GEORGIA WHAT THE FUCK!?

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Michigan: When I think out loud it sounds nothing like Ryan Reynolds...

Ohio: Same... :C

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Alaska: I HOPE YOU GO CAMPING AND GET FUCKED IN THE ASS BY AN ANGRY MOOSE!!

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Detroit: *slams hat on the ground* God damn it, Indiana!! This is Detroit. What do you mean you ain't strapped--

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Louie: *snuggling with Florida* :)

Florida: Ever wonder who recorded Nile Armstrong on the moon...

Louie: Never actually thought about that...

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N.J: Does anyone know how to start a fire?

Ohio: I do! I've started lots of fires :)

N.J: We aren't talking about...

N.Y: *awkwardly moved closer to N.J*

Ohio: Oh never mind then but I have some matches! :)

Hai :)