Rhode: N.J...? What are you doing over there?

N.J: *Playing with a stray cat he found* Enjoying my existence! :D

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Houston: Dad. Dad.

Texas: Yeah?

Houston: I-I have a boyfriend.

Texas: *pats his head* I'll break his kneecaps for you no worries!! :)

Houston: DAD NO-

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Alaska: Florida... Why?

Florida: *in a bee costume* BEELIVE IN YOURSELF!!

N.J: Awww~!! That's fucking weird.

Rhode: That was awful. Speaking of which. Ima get an awful awful. :)

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Oklahoma: You can do you I'm a go stab... Someone... Cya!!

Geo: Ok- Wait what.

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Tulsa: Brother. I'ma commit arson.

Oklahoma City: Have you been hanging out with Detroit again??

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Mass: Hug me, my son!

Rhode: I going to put rats in your pillow.

Florida: Be nice to your dad.

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*Literally anything happens*

Greg: Should I quit?

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Florida: Heeeeey~

Greg: God. Fucking. Damn it.

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Connecticut: Are you two dating?

Rhode Island & N.J: *cuddling and playing with little toy cars* No.
(Ya know like a liar)

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PA: OK! Your car is good!! :D

Geo: Why are you looking at my car?

PA: I do this to everyone--

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Alaska: Am I disappointing you dad?

D.C: No but I am in myself.

I.D.C: God I hate you.

Gov: we hate us more :)

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C.D.C: Are you guys doing as bad as I am?

N.A.T.O: Honestly. I don't even know what I'm doing anymore.

U.N: I don't wanna live.

Asean: I take care of adult children.

C.D.C: Wow... Lucky you guys have it easy!!

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Atlanta Falcons: Are you doing ok?

Stealers: Look at me.

Stealers: I am never fucking ok.

A.F: *in a really high pitched voice* Ok-

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Ari: Have- Have you been flirting with me?

N.M: Has it really taken you this long...

N.M: I HAVE LIKED YOU SINCE WE WERE 5!!

Ari: You have?

Coco: Yeah he has.

Utah: It was quite obvious!

N.M: SEE!! EVEN THE DENSER ONES NOTICE!!

Utah: HEY-

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C.D.C: Dad-

Geo: Yes?

C.D.C: Why does no one listen to me ;-;

Geo: I don't know but I do know we can get ice cream to make you feel better :)

C.D.C: YEAH!! :D