Montana: *passed out on the couch*

South Dakota: Isn't he just the cutest~?

North Dakota: Sure is. :)

S.D & N.D: Wait did we just AGREE ON SOMETHING?!

Montana: *Who just woke up to the yelling* WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU TWO HERE-

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Montana: *talking about the Dakota twins* Can you two stop fighting over me...

Montana: FOR FIVE SECONDS-

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S.D: Stop interfering with my love life.

N.D: Excuse me if it's as uninteresting as New York without the city.

N.Y: BITCH! WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU SAY-

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Montana: *holding a knife to Cali's throat* I hate you...

Cali: Ha. Same.

Montana: What-

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Minnesota: What's your favorite ice cream? I love Cookies and cream, but the cookies are Oreos. :D

Montana: I love a good salted caramel ice cream hun. :)

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Montana: *walks into his room to find a ton of salted caramel flavored ice cream gallons and roses all over the floor* 

Montana: What the fuck-?? I mean... ok- 

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S.D: Hello my love~

Montana: Hello my 13th reason.

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N.D: I love you

Montana: Why?

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Montana: I exist to spite God and Mexico. Because fuck him-

N.D: I love that man...

S.D: I love him more. >:C

N.D: NO I DO!

S.D: NO I DO-

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N.J: Just checking in... Are you ok?

Montana: Next question, please

N.J: You didn't answer-

Montana: Do I really need to?

N.J: I- true.

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Montana: *clinging to Wisconsin, terrified* ;p;

S.D: I just wanted a hug-

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N.D: I'm sad

Montana: Ok

N.D: Aren't you gonna-

Montana: No fuck off.

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I've been suffering from sever writers block-

hai ;p;