Younger Geo: who are you

Modern Geo: im you

Younger Geo: SO AM I RICH AND POWERFUL IN THE FUTURE!!

Modern Geo: Pfft- hehehehehehehehehehehehe

Younger Geo: What??

Modern Geo: Wait you were serious?!

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D.C: How do you summon Australia...?

London: *clears his throat*

London: AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE!!

Australia: *breaks a window and jumps in* OI OI OI!!

D.C: Impressive. *claps*

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Cali: Hey Texas coming from an ex-fetus if my mom aborted me I wouldn't know and wouldn't give a fuck.

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Montana: What are you doing?

Idaho: MY POTATOES ARE POSITIVE FOR COVID!

Montana: YOU JUST BOILED THOSE YA FUCKING IDIOT!!

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CDC: So... I found this video of Louie before he was kidnapped.

D.C: Maybe it can help us find him then!

N.Y: *panicking* YOU HEARD THE MAN PLAY IT!!

CDC: Damn... OK!

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Louie: Hello my name is Louisiana and- Could you stop pointing that gun at me? It's making me uncomfortable.

Louie: Anyway, to ensure my safe return home we want a million dollars...

Louie: JUST A MILLION?! I'M WORTH MORE THAN A FUCKING MILLION!!

Louie: Correction. We want 69 million dollars.

Louie: This is insulting really. All these guns and shit and you chose me. Out of all states. Damn...

Louie: Can I have like... Something to drink or...?

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CDC: I kinda want them to keep him...

N.Y: WHAT-

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Arkansas: He's not my boyfriend!!

Oklahoma: Yeah I'm not.

Texas: But-

Oklahoma: He just don't get it

Arkansas: Yeah >:C

Oklahoma: *grabs Arkansas's hand* Let's go, baby.

Arkansas: Ok darling! :)

Texas: WAIT A DAMN SECOND-

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Mary: *who had enough* I don't wanna be nice and spread positivity anymore.

Mary: I wanna be evil and make mischief.

Mary: I wanna watch my enemies cry.

West Virginia: Ok when you do that last bit can I join you?

Mary: Sure :)

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Paris: You're just a child... In a suit...

Gov: Suck Deez nuts-

D.C: *wheeze*

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Coco: Do you think in the future people will be separated by zodiac signs...

Delaware: I- maybe...

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