The Northeastern states: *Screaming at each other*

The Western states: *Screaming at Cali*

Midwestern states: *Screaming at Nebraska begging him to stop asking questions*

Meanwhile in the south:

Texas: Why do I feel like I'm forgetting something...

Tenn: Well if ya forgot it, it's probably not important.

Texas: Yeah true.

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Georgia: *waiting for Texas to text him back on what he wants from the store* .-.

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Cali: What the hell is a life?

Cali: all I know is pain.

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Hawaii: Can I go home?

Gov: You just got here.

Hawaii: And I wanna go home. *grabs Alaska*

Hawaii: I wanna take this with me.

Alaska: :)

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Tusla: Father

Oklahoma: Yes?

Tusla: *drags Texas's passed out body into the room*

Oklahoma: .-.

Tusla: He was being mean to you. :D

Oklahoma: I- Thanks :D

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Geo: I made you some chicken! :D

Utah: *takes a bite* Oh- OH THAT'S SPICY!!

Geo: -._-.

Florida .-_.-

Louie: ._.

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District: *walks into D.C's room covered in "ketchup"*

D.C: *asleep :O*

District:  WAKE UP D.C WE HAVE TO HIDE THE BODY!!

D.C: *jumps outta the bed* WHAT?!

District: YEAH!! THERE'S NO COFFEE AND CANDY IN PRISON!!

District: AND WHO WOULD THEY BELIEVE!? 

District: A CAPITAL OR A CITY?!

D.C: *confused screaming*

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PA: *walks into a room*

Cali: *laying on the floor suffering from a huge drought* Please- JUST GIVE ME SOME!!

Texas: *drinking water in front of him* No. :)

PA: Fuck this. *leaves the room*

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Oklahoma: I have the feeling ima have a tornado.

Wyoming: What?

Oklahoma: Hold on. I'ma just go ruin Texas's room. :D

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:P