Yes, I'm writing about this- After putting this off for a while.

And yes I changed a few things-

California: You...You... You...

Texas: What? I stopped ya from killing a human for no reason?

California: You utter imbecile!! I was getting paid good shit for that kill!! YOU MOTHER FUCKING STUPID PIECE OF SHIT ANGLE! I HOPE YOU'RE OUTTA HEAVEN ONE DAY!! YOU DUMBASS ANGEL STUPID FUCKER!!

Texas: YOU DEMONIC UNGRATEFUL FRICK!! I HELPED YOU!! YOU'RE SO BLINDED BY STUPIDITY TO SEE THAT CRAP!! IF ANYTHING YOU SHOULD THANK ME!! THE LORD WOULD BE SO PROUD OF ME RIGHT NOW!!

California: FOR THE LOVE OF SATAN I DON'T GIVE A SHIT!!

Texas: . . .

California: . . .

San Fransico: So... You two gonna fuck now?

Houston: Yeah, we've been waiting for hours.

California & Texas: *Blushing* NO-

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Indiana: *shoots some random dude in the head* We are done here? I don't have time to watch your peasants bicker about fucking nothing. We have a kingdom to take over.

Georgia: *growling* Yes... We are... Right, you two dumbasses?

Alabama: That was so hot...

Indiana: *scoffs, slightly blushing* Asshole.

Mississippi: H-He means is Yes you're evilist!! *punches him*

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Some random angel in Spain: So what exactly are you? 

Indiana: A Gemini now are you ready to die?

Alabama: God damn that man is fine as hell...

Ohio: I'm his fucking husband.

Alabama: I'd fuck 'em anyway. And you too. Maybe even let it be the other way around~

Ohio: *blushing* What- 

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Miami: Oh angel daddy stab me again~!

Houston: What the... I- *slowly walks away*

Austin: *wheeze*

Miami: Works every time :)

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PA: S-Sir...

N.Y: What's going on with you? 

PA: That demon you invited, Georgia. He's been looking at me kinda funny and I'm highly concerned.

N.Y: What he always looks half dead? 

PA: T-There's something not right wi-with that look, sir-

N.Y: Please do not waste my time again Pennsylvania, I have work to be done. Georgia come on!

Georgia: *who actually spaced out* W-what! Oh shit right. Angel fucks... I'm coming!! Bye lil' cute! *pinches PA's cheek and runs after N.Y*

PA: I... Pardon? 

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CDC: Now isn't the time to be so reckless, you keep getting yourself hurt like this it's dumb. *wraps him up in more bandages*

Mississippi: *bright red* I-I know I'm sorry...

Florida: *in the hall* IT'S BECAUSE HE WANTS TO FUCK YOU-

Georgia: SHUT UP THEY AREN'T SUPPOSED TO HEAR US!!

Alabama: DAMN BITCH!!

Mississippi: .-.

CDC: Oh my... 

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Texas: Back at it again fixing another one of your screw-ups. 

California: No one asked you to. It's fun killing people, and I'm trying to get back to that. Why in all of hell do you care anyway?

Texas: *blushing* I-

Nevada: Awww~ Did an angry angel realize he's in love... How sickenly sweet. *pickpockets him and takes his wallet* :)

Texas: N-No I can-

Oklahoma: Brother you've been caught. 

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Atlanta: Do I know you? 

Raleigh: No... But I'd love you to try-

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L.A: But dad I wanna go up to the overworld like you!! 

California: Hell no. You don't know the sick shit some people will do to sleep with a demon... T-Trust me... *shivers*

Sacramento: The fuck does that mean...?

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Indiana: Mind telling me how the hell you got in my palace?!

Alabama: No but I could suck your dick-

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Utah: You can't enter heaven unless Jesus enters you!

Nevada: *bites his lip*

Florida: That... Doesn't sound... Bad~

Utah: NOT IN THAT WAY YOU DIRTY FRICKS!!

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I'm bored hi-