N.Y: :O

N.Y: IT'S A BABY!! *picks up lil' Detroit* HAI-

Detroit: *Takes out a gun*

N.Y: Oh shit-

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Lil' Kentucky: *intense staring at some random woman at the store* 

Random woman: .-. '

Kentucky: .-.

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*them still staring at each other about 20 minutes later*

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Rochester: Quote me on this ok.

Albany: Oh... oh god-

Rochester: We gotta stop thinking when you spill something on your pants people will think it's pee. No one goes on about their day with that. 

Albany: Why are you like this...

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Jeremy: I got your-

Greg: *happily hugs them* :D

Jeremy: pizza... *confused and flustered*

Greg: You get flustered very easily-

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Flo: Ok, don't panic-

D.C: OH GOD WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO?!

Flo: NO- I MEAN I MIGHT HAVE UNCONTROLLABLE INTERNAL BLEEDING!!

D.C: oh thank god...

Flo: What-

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N.J: What... the... fuck-

Rhode: *laying in bed with a ton of stuffed animals around him* Fuck off.

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 Geo: *wearing cat ears and a maid outfit while crying* 

Florida: Do it for the Tik Tok dad...

Geo: I hate it here. :C

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Kentucky: *quietly throws Virginia down the stairs*

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Maine: WHERE'S MY HAT!?

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Mary: *wondering why his seafood tastes kinda weird* Hey Louie... Where did you get this recipe? 

Louie: *nervous Sweeting* Mom's old recipe-

Mary: Oh ok :)

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PA: *screaming*

Mass: *screaming*

Mary: *wondering why they're screaming in the middle of the night*

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Ohio: Not trying to brag or anything, but I can wake up without an alarm clock now simply due to my crippling and overwhelming anxiety, so...

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N.Y: *driving NYC and Albany* So how was your day?

Albany: We almost got surprise adopted! :D

N.Y: What?

NYC: We almost got kidnapped.

N.Y: Oh, okay.

N.Y: *slams on the breaks* WAIT WHAT?!

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Indiana: I really like this whole 'good guy, bad guy' thing you guys have going on. :)

Alabama: It's not an act, it's just that I'm mean and Ohio isn't

Ohio: Yeah! And you're the peacemaker for when we fuck up. :D

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Atlanta: What time is it?

Columbus (OH): I don't know, pass me that saxophone and we'll find out.

Columbus: *Plays sax loudly and extremely out of tune*

Dallas: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE SAXOPHONE AT TWO IN THE MORNING?!

Columbus: It's 2 am. :)

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Louie: Florida, D.C, and I are adopting a baby.

Jeremy: That's gre-

Louie: *slamming adoption papers on the table* It's you, sign here.

Jeremy: What-