West Virginia: *Eats 4 whole pepperoni rolls in one go* :)

PA: You wish that was you huh~?

Ohio: *Blushing* NO THAT'S MY FRIEND NASTY!!

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N.Y: What is sleep?

Mass: *grabs a pan* I'll show you-

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N.J: I think I'd like a dog for a pet ya know.

S.C: I can bark...

N.J: *flustered* WHAT?!

S.C: I said that out loud-

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Geo: Do you hate North Carolina? 

Emma: Yes.

Geo: *smiles and shakes her hand* Welcome to the family :D

Kentucky: The hell-

IDC: I... Was that all it took?!

Geo: Mhm!

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Atlanta: *Walks into the statehouse crying and holding a bike tire*

Tusla: Yo Atlanta what's wrong?

Atlanta: *slowly lifts the tire* Bike. Hurt.

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Texas: Would you date yourself?

Cali: Nah I deserve better

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Tokyo: Are you happy?

Gov: I don't look both ways when crossing the road.

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Austin: Once I was late to football practice and I had to run laps.

Dallas: But don-

Austin: Dad drove me there and he's the coach.

Dallas: Oh.

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Buffalo Bills: You haven't felt true anger unless you've lived with the Steelers

N.Y: Very accurate yes. 

:D

Bai bai-