Alabama: *Dying on the floor with a bunch of hamburger buns on him*

Geo: Heh- look at the buns on that guy!

Kentucky: *Kicks down the door* THIS IS THE COMEDY POLICE THE JOKES TOO FUNNY!!

Geo: *Takes out a gun* IM NOT GOING BACK TO JAIL-

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Mass: Columbus (OH). Say it.

PA: Dude stop he's not gonna-

Columbus: FUCK!!

PA: Oh- OH NO!!

Ohio: *Tackles Massachusetts while holding a lighter*

Mass: *Incoherent screeching*

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Texas: What the hell is that...

Maine: It's chicken! :)

Oklahoma: That shit is so white it would call the cops on some random black dude walking down the street.

Alabama: That shit is so white it be asking for the manager.

Geo: That shit is so white it's friends with MTG...

Florida: *Grabs Maine by the throat* SEASON THE DAMN CHICKEN!!!

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Geo: The dumbest thing you've ever heard?

Kentucky: Can I say two?

Geo: Uh... Sure?

Kentucky: Ohio and Virginia

Geo: *slaps him* BE NICE!!

Kentucky: NO HE SET YOU ON FIRE!!

Geo: AND I FORGIVE HIM!! YOU SHOULD TOO!!

Kentucky: When pigs fly.

Geo: Ok. But North Carolina already did the plane thing. So you have to.

Kentucky: Wait a damn minute-

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Indiana: How the hell...

Ohio: *Stuck on top of the fan* DON'T ASK HELP ME-

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Alabama: *sitting in his room crying at 2 am*

Geo & Mississippi: *Joins him*

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Mary: Hun. You have a problem.

PA: *eating his 15th chocolate bar* NO I DON'T!!

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:)