Lady Dumitrescu: *breaths*

Geo: *intense bisexual panic*

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*Houston and Miami first meeting was probably like*

Houston: Hello so your Miami? Florida talks a lot about you, nice to meet you! :)

Miami: Nice to meet you too!

Miami's 💭: Holy fucking shit... Choke me, Papi-

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Ala: It's either us. Or the old bay.

Mary: *snatches the old bay, grabs Georgia, and disappears*

Mass: wow-

Del: He didn't even take a moment to think about it ;-;

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Coco: *pointing at the rest of the 4 corners*

Coco: You see this. This is my favorite thing. Forever, in the history of forever.

Coco: I think about them every day. I think about them when I'm about to go to sleep.

Coco: They make me happy. :)

Ari: AWWW-

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D.C: *On the intercom* Texas. This is your conscious but also D.C speaking.

D.C: Please step away from Oklahoma we can't afford any more medical bills.

Texas: *Holding a knife* :C

Oklahoma: WAIT WUT-

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Cali: Time to do what I do best.

Cali: *starts downing ten bottles of wine*

Texas: POPPY NO-

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Tulsa: I will rip out your insides, cook them, and serve them up to my family for a meal. Keep fucking with me.

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D.C: Well... I guess I no longer have to go to therapy the problem seemed to have resolved itself. :)

I.D.C: That's not how-

D.C: I SAID. IT RESOLVED ITSELF-

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Saw this on Reddit. Is it accurate? Idk-

You tell me