Juneau: Dad. What's an alcoholic?

Alaska: Well you see those 4 cars up ahead? An alcoholic would see 8.

Honolulu: Dad... There are only 2 cars...?

Alaska: Well shit-

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Florida: *robbing someone* Your free trial of life has ended. Any last words?

Random lady: Please don't!! I have a lot of money I can give you!!

Florida: I'm already rich.

Lady: I-I HAVE KIDS!!

Florida: What the fuck...? I don't want your kids.

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Ohio: *Glaring at Michigan*

Michigan* Glaring back at him*

Indiana: awww~ My boyfriend and Best friend are finally getting along!!

Alabama: You are so dense-

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London: What's up with you?

D.C: The usual. Wanting to die. Ya know. :)

London: Oh yeah! :)

Paris: I... Try. SO HARD!!

I.D.C: I can't do this anymore...

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Gov: What are you doing?

Austin: Smelling a rose!

Gov: Weird.

Gov: *mumbling* I wish I was that rose...

Austin: What?

Gov: I SAID YOUR GROSS-

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Cali: *calmly pushes Nevada down a flight of stairs* :)

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Mississippi: *poking his stomach while in front of a mirror* Have I... Put on some weight? God... I'm so fa-

Georgia & Mary: *breaks his door down* YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL YOU SON OF A BITCH!!

Mississippi: *confused screaming*

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Jeremy: Let go... I have pizzas to-

Greg: NO!! >:C

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Kentucky: *pointing at Georgia* I like that thing.

Virginia: Well you can't have that thing.

Kentucky: Why? Do you like that thing?!

Virginia: Ew- no he's like my brother.

Kentucky: So I can-

Virginia: No. I want what's best for my brother. You. Are not.

Kentucky: Well fuck you then I'm getting it.

Virginia: NO YOU WON'T!!

Kentucky: YES I WILL!!

Georgia: *standing from the distance wondering what they're talking about* :/

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Wyoming: I love you...

D.C: What did you say? I couldn't hear you I was wearing headphones.

Wyoming: *gay panic* I said fuck you-

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~shortly after the civil war when Alabama was being questioned~

Indiana: *walks in the room holding a stuffed bear* You've been through a lot, do you want a snuggle buddy?

Alabama: *blushing* K-kinda...

Indi: *hands gin the bear* His name is Mr. Pancake. :)

Alabama: *clings to the bear blushing even more*

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Ohio: What are you doing?!

Alabama: *still hugging the stuffed bear hours later* Shut up. And fuck off.

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North Carolina: No.

Lil' Tennessee: PLEASE!

N.C: No.

Tennessee: PLEASE!!

N.C: We can't date. Ok? Stop asking me.

Tennessee: AWWWWWW COME ON!!

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Arkansas: :)

Nebraska: :)

Coco: :)

Missouri: oh God there's three of them-

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