Hi-

N.J: Hey Southie So I-

S.C: Don't call me that.

N.J: Whatever, I was at the store today and there was this kid and his mom behind me. And the kid screams, "Mommy! Mommy! Hurry there are only three bags of skittles left!!"

S.C: What... Did you do with that information...?

N.J: *Hands him three bags of Skittles* :)

S.C: JERSEY WHY!!

N.J: Specifically to ruin that kid's day.

S.C: Dear lord... You don't even like skittles...

N.J: Love you :)

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Warsaw: Dad

Poland: What?

Warsaw: Is it true that you took a shit in one of the tanks during WW2 and fired it at the enemy

Poland: *grins* Yeah-

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Oklahoma: Yeah our lawyer got arrested for drug possession

Arkansas: ARE YOU SHITTING MY DICK?!

Oklahoma: Wha-

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Tulsa: hmm. Adorable

Detroit: Says who

Tulsa: Why are we even talking right now?

Detroit: I guess I just happen to be at the right place at the right time

Tulsa: Don't you mean--

Detroit: No I meant what I meant

Tulsa: ...

Detroit: You single?

Tulsa: Maybe but you're just a stranger~

Detroit: *Bright red* I-I think we could work on that, I'm Detroit

Tulsa: And I know better than getting along with strangers

Detroit: Damn

Tulsa: But here's my number, let's get along anyway

Detroit: Number but no name?

Tulsa: Would you have preferred name but no number?

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Detroit: Father im in love

Michigan: What?

Ohio: When-

Michigan: I didn't even know that was possible...?

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Miami: Houstonnnnnn~

Houston: What now? I'm busy.

Miami: I think my Spotify is broken... :C

Houston: ?

Miami: Because it doesn't have you in the hottest new singles~

Houston: That was so corny it was good

Miami: Thanks I try love :)

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Mass: IS THIS A PRANK BECAUSE I SWEAR TO GOD--

N.Y: IT IS NO PRANK BITCH! *Accending*

Mass: WHY ARE YOU TALKING LIKE THAT?!

N.Y: BECAUSE YOU MY PRECIOUS LITTLE BITCH BOY~!

Mass: STOP IT--

N.Y: ARE TRIPPING BAAAAAALLLSSS!!

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Connecticut: *Talking about the Northeast* I love all of them

Connecticut: But I would sink a kitchen knife so deep in their craniums if it was for garlic bread...

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Geo: My waffles :C

Tennessee: I ain't know I'm sorry-

Geo: You ate them... Now I can't have any...

Tenn: Geo-

Geo: *sobbing* MY WAFFLES TENN!!

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Bai-