Jeremy: *Knocks on the door* Hello? I have your pizza-

Arizona: *opens the door while on fire* Thanks Jerbear!

Jeremy: Doesn't that hurt...?

Arizona: Nah. I'm used to it.

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Greg: *hugging Jeremy* :)

Jeremy: *confused* What's up with you?

Greg: Just happy you're here hun!!

Jeremy: *flustered* O-Ok...

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N.Y: We have adopted this sad person. And now they are one of us.

Jeremy: What-

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Wyoming: Thanks for the pizza. *slams the door in their face *

Jeremy: N-no tip..? :C

Wyoming: *comes back and hands him 200 bucks then slams the door again*

Jeremy: Awww... Thanks, bud! :D

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Jeremy:  So apparently the 'bad vibes' I've been feeling are actually severe psychological distress...

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Jeremy: Let me show you a picture from last night that really upset me

Michael: Okay, but in my defense, Greg bet me 50 cents I couldn't drink all that shampoo.

Jeremy: That's not what I wanted to- 

Jeremy: you drank SHAMPOO?!

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Florida: Come on, I wasn't that drunk last night.

Jeremy: You were flirting with D.C.

Florida: So what? He's my partner.

Jeremy: You asked them if he was single.

Florida: .-.

Jeremy: And then you cried when they said they weren't.

Florida: ,:C

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Jeremy: *contemplating on if he should quit or not* 

Cali: *laying on the floor while on fire* :)

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Jeremy: *sighs* Oh... black coffee you're my only friend. =w=

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N.J: We have the good *points at Utah, Mary, Geo, and Kentucky*

N.J: The bad *points at Louie, Flo, Texas, and N.Y* 

N.J: And then there's Jeremy and Greg. *points at them*

N.J: The best ones out of all of us. 

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Jeremy: What do you think Texas will do for a distraction?

D.C: He'll probably, like, make a noise or throw a rock. That's what I would do.

*Building explodes and several car alarms go off*

D.C: ... or he could do that.

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Jeremy: *Screaming* 

Greg: What's wrong, best friend?!

Jeremy: I DROPPED MY COFFEE!!

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