Maryland: *killing a mouse that scared him* >:)

Everyone else at Disney World: *confused screaming*

Florida & Cali: *crying*

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Mass: What now.

PA: Your name has ass in it-

Mary: It's like... I don't even know- go to bed it's late.

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Baltimore: *quietly threatens Mass and PA's existence for dating his dad*

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Mary: Geo.

Geo: Yeah?

Mary: I think Mass and PA like me.

Geo: *who already knew because of how obvious it was* Oh really what makes you say that-

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PA: *eating Hershey candy bars again* :)

Mary: WHO TOLD HIM WHERE I MOVED HIS STASH?!

Mass: *intense sweating and dirty thoughts from the night before* ' -.\\\\-.

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(Before Mary joined the couple-)

Mary: I feel a bit uncomfy.

Mass' Why is that?

Mary: You two haven't stopped staring at me since I got here an hour ago

PA: *nervous laughing*

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Boston: Who are you guys?

Philly: Probably your new siblings in a few years.

Harrisburg: Unfortunately... I hate you all. I wanna be alone.

Baltimore: Awww~ we already have something in common Harrisburg. I hate me too!! *hugs them*

Annapolis: STOP!!

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Annapolis: So... Dad. These are your new lovers..?

Mary: Y-Yep.

PA: Hey there kid! *tries to pat her head*

Annapolis: *slaps his hand away* Don't touch me.

Mass: Oh ok-

PA: HEY!! I'M TRYING TO BE NICE!!

Annapolis: And I wake up to chose violence every. single. day.

Mary: ALRIGHT THAT'S ENOUGH-

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Hai